foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

installing arch is fun. and I mean specifically the kind of fun I had back in 2002 when I had a slackware ISO and nothing better to do with my time

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

I think the arch install guide may have been written by that guy who wrote the bomb defusal manual used on MAS*H.

"remove the tail assembly, and carefully cut the wires leading to the clockwork fuse at the head"
next page
"but first, remove the fuse"

miblo,
@miblo@mas.to avatar

@foone In case it might help, I recorded the terminal session of my own installation process, which I played back and commentated on stream, and published as an indexed video here: https://miblo.net/sysadmin/sysadmin001/

Maybe you could quickly scan through the timestamps for something you might've missed?

darkling,
@darkling@mstdn.social avatar

@foone Got to be better than the OS/2 Warp installation manual, which I think was written by Steve Jackson.

"If you are installing from floppies, turn to page 92. If you have a VGA graphics card, turn to page 5. If you want to charge down the corridor and attack the orc with your PC/AT keyboard, turn to page 169."

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@darkling IBM always had an interesting approach to manuals.

Like, I've got a set of the original IBM PC manuals, and they're in a bunch of binders but they don't put the pages IN the binders. they are separate. They expect you to take the pages and put them in the binders, and then when you buy official hardware, it doesn't come with a separate manual... it just comes with pages they expect you to add to the binder

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

installing old-style linux (LFS, slackware, arch) is like defusing a bomb.
it's very tense, the instructions are incomplete, and you know that if you fail... at least it's not your problem anymore

BoydStephenSmithJr,
@BoydStephenSmithJr@hachyderm.io avatar
foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@BoydStephenSmithJr I'm a hacker, I do that for windows 95.

yeah it's an ARM chip and it only has 2mb of ram. who cares. I'll make it run windows 95 and then play Doom inside it

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

someone (maybe gravislizard?) once said that the problem with Linux is that it's for people who love computers.
as in, macOS and Windows are for people who want to get things done with their computers, but Linux is designed for people who love the computers themselves, and enjoy Doing Computer Things.

The computers are the point, they're not just the means to an end, they are the end in themselves.

but then I used arch

foone, (edited )
@foone@digipres.club avatar

I think Arch may be a Linux for people who:

  1. hate Computers, and
  2. hate the idea of people using Computers.
Darius,
@Darius@mastodon.cloud avatar

@foone the Lord Sithrak of Linux distros if you will

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@Darius exactly

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

I looked up how to get the package versions I need and the only result is a reddit post that suggests I check out 519 git repos and roll them back to the right revisions and then compile them all manually.

you know you can just tell people to fuck off on the internet, right? there aren't swear police around. you don't need to crouch your hatred in "pretty language" like "check out 519 git packages and roll them back and build them manually"

vxo,
@vxo@digipres.club avatar

@foone honestly i feel like i could use "go check out 519 git packages and roll them back and build them manually, you bellend" as a substitute for "fuck off" but it'd be very very wordy. hmm.

maybe i'd just stick with "you bellend" ;)

vxo,
@vxo@digipres.club avatar

@foone I have at least one arch system that even hates itself. Power went out while it was updating and it's just in a state of thinking its 1 year old packages are all up to date. I think it got stuck in a time warp and I'm hoping that if I try to fix it, it'll open a portal to 1995 and I can go to Radio Shack and buy cool stuff

FurryBeta,
@FurryBeta@shark.community avatar

@foone Installing Slackware is easy! Now getting updates from a https server, or updating the kernel might be a bit of a challenge

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@FurryBeta yeah I had a good time with my slackware box!

I just installed it once and never updated the kernel and getting new packages was basically impossible, but hey, it worked for a while there

FurryBeta,
@FurryBeta@shark.community avatar

@foone I used Slackware 7 to make a home internet router once I got a DSL connection. Back then with LILO, the instructions were pretty good, and using FTP or HTTP it was fine.

Jump to today, the ELILO (uefi version) or GRUB is a pain, and if you don’t have X windows installed and need to use a command line program, so many sites use Let’s Encrypt certs which isn’t supported by Slackware yet (at least at v15, can’t say about current). Figuring how to install certs was a joy (not)

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@FurryBeta yeah, that's basically while I installed it back then. I needed a home router, but needed a basic router, and had plenty of computers and time but no money. thus, slackware in an AMD k6 with two ethernet cards and a hub

ghast,
@ghast@liberdon.com avatar

@foone Slackware install is a little more convoluted than a *buntu. You can get it up in minutes.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@ghast admittedly I haven't tried to install slackware since, uh, 2000?

rnlf,
@rnlf@dosgame.club avatar

@foone The real question is, why did you try it in the first place?

I do like to complain about Windows and macOS a lot, but mostly because other people make me use them.

I doubt anyone forces you to use Arch, so why bother? There are so many other systems to pick from, many with a reputation of being easy to use.

Arch is good at one thing, that's customizability. Customizability comes at a price. If you don't need that or are not willing to pay the price, why bother?

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@rnlf because I have a job and one of the things the job told me is "hey foone go install arch on that system"

SvenGeier,
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