GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

I blame Trump.

"Syphilis Is Soaring in the U.S.
Cases have risen by 80 percent since 2018, the C.D.C. reported. But chlamydia remains by far the most common sexually transmitted infection".

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/30/health/syphilis-cdc.html

Snowshadow,
@Snowshadow@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff You may not be feeling well but it is a good sign you haven't lost your sense of humour.

"Blame it on Trump" 🔥
🤣 🤣

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Snowshadow Lol, thanks!

Snowshadow,
@Snowshadow@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff 👍 😂

roque,
@roque@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff people think you’re joking, but… Covid damages the immune system, so every disease that’s currently surging is exponentially worse because of Trump.

Skepticat,
@Skepticat@mstdn.social avatar

I love your commentary! Nobody does it like Laffy. ❤️
On a side note, I hope you're feeling much better.✨️🌷💖
@GottaLaff

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Skepticat Thank you!! I never think anyone even reads it.

I do feel better, but the rest of my life will be hoping I never have to take antibiotics again because now they endanger my life.

TheNovemberMan,
@TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com avatar

@GottaLaff Well, is the leading Presidential distributor of 😵‍💫

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@TheNovemberMan My point exactly

PandaChronicle,
@PandaChronicle@ohai.social avatar

@GottaLaff
New TFG campaign slogan:
“Make Syphilis Great Again”

A TFG supporter, probably: I used to feel bad about having sexually transmitted diseases, but he’s made them COOL!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
solownh,
@solownh@mstdn.party avatar

@GottaLaff

He would take the credit and boast about it

qurlyjoe,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

@solownh @GottaLaff

Only the best syphilis.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
junecasagrande,
@junecasagrande@mastodon.social avatar
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@junecasagrande He's their Jesus

junecasagrande,
@junecasagrande@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Well, to be fair, he did out-Jesus Jesus in the hanging-out-with-sex-workers department.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
jupitermoon54,

@GottaLaff Trump has made syphilis cool again!

Now if only we could get Biden to stand up in front of the cameras and say, "Here's the deal, Jack - breathing oxygen is important and everyone should do it!"

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
NataliaArmyOf1,
@NataliaArmyOf1@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff
Thqt would explain MaGA rotten brains..

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
Eetschrijver,
@Eetschrijver@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff I don't blame you.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
SomeGadgetGuy,
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

@GottaLaff A not insignificant source of disease spread I'm sure...

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