mathowie,
@mathowie@xoxo.zone avatar

I love going to Costco and seeing all the Keto stuff on the shelves, but since it might seem like a weakness that you can't handle a carb, the brands fully lean into masculine fonts and box designs, so it's not some "steel cut overnight oats", it's "tactical ancient grain high energy cereal for very stable men"

indigofera,

@mathowie once you see it, you see it everywhere. all the jeans in the men’s section with labels like PowerFlex Fit for Dudes on the Move are just jeans with a little Spandex.

claujours,

@mathowie quote I saw somewhere: if it's for women it's called "welness"; if it's for men it's biohacking

Captain_Shoe,

Oats and grains are the literal opposite of keto, they are almost pure carbs XD

amy,
@amy@jawns.club avatar

@mathowie i mean we could go on forever about design for fragile men…

but are they actually selling oats as keto?? bc that is very much Not!

recursive,
@recursive@hachyderm.io avatar

@amy @mathowie perhaps it's some other pulverized plant matter which is hard to digest. Psyllium breakfast cereal, anyone?

ninavizz,
@ninavizz@mastodon.social avatar

@mathowie Tactical grains, lol

amye,
@amye@hachyderm.io avatar

@mathowie i had the reaction of walking through Walmart an age ago going 'it'd be totally possible to do keto and only shop here'.

vmstan,
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • osvaldo12
  • DreamBathrooms
  • InstantRegret
  • magazineikmin
  • Durango
  • Leos
  • Youngstown
  • thenastyranch
  • slotface
  • rosin
  • kavyap
  • mdbf
  • cubers
  • ethstaker
  • anitta
  • khanakhh
  • tacticalgear
  • provamag3
  • ngwrru68w68
  • everett
  • GTA5RPClips
  • modclub
  • normalnudes
  • megavids
  • cisconetworking
  • tester
  • JUstTest
  • lostlight
  • All magazines