girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

Looks like he'll be doing some...

... hard time.

😎

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68360898?utm_source=press.coop

arratoon,
@arratoon@beige.party avatar

@girlonthenet “This night, thou shalt deny me thrice, before the cock, erm, crows.”

teamseaslug,

@girlonthenet They're going to have to erect an entire new prison for him! Too bad the govt is not soft on crime.

juggles,
@juggles@mas.to avatar

@girlonthenet As the Good Book says, thy rod and thy staff comfort me

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@juggles brilliant!

gilester45,
@gilester45@twit.social avatar

@girlonthenet Raise your hands for Jesus. Halleluj... I SAID Your HANDS

monkeysmut,
@monkeysmut@smutlandia.com avatar

@girlonthenet I'm sure the authorities will take a long, hard look at the evidence; detectives will pound the streets and go deep in their investigation. In the end I expect we'll all come to a happy ending. But if it lasts more than four hours...

mark,

@girlonthenet That's going to be of limited benefit to his blood pressure

interpipes,
@interpipes@thx.gg avatar

@girlonthenet that sort of thing was always going to get a rise out of the boys in blue, all but ensuring a stiff response

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@interpipes beautiful

SpenPErotica,
@SpenPErotica@mastodon.social avatar

@girlonthenet surely he was just preparing for the…

…second coming.

YEEEOOOWWWWWWW 😎

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@SpenPErotica OH YEAH YOU DO! Get in.

cpoffers,

@girlonthenet Looks like he's being done for... Penis Crimes.

...is... is that anything? Did I do it right?

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@cpoffers I unashamedly love your attempt, many congrats

guffo,
@guffo@topspicy.social avatar

@girlonthenet I bet he received a stiff sentence!

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@guffo YES. THANK YOU.

pdcawley,
@pdcawley@mendeddrum.org avatar

@girlonthenet Gentlemen! Please be upstanding for @guffo!

perigrin,
@perigrin@nerdfight.online avatar

@pdcawley @girlonthenet @guffo I’d be surprised if the church doesn’t rise to the occasion here and make a hard stand against this kind of dickery.

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@perigrin @pdcawley @guffo applauds wildly

guffo,
@guffo@topspicy.social avatar

@girlonthenet @perigrin @pdcawley I assume the church has the situation firmly in hand. I'm surprised the priest managed to pull it off for so long!

girlonthenet,
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solearther,
@solearther@dustbuster.club avatar

@guffo @girlonthenet @perigrin @pdcawley I expect there’ll be a lot of criticism of the higher clergy for allowing this to occur - we’re sure to see a lot of bishop bashing over this

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar
andrewt,
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@guffo @girlonthenet This will really affect his standing in the community.

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@andrewt @guffo YES. BRAVO!

tylerknowsnothing,
@tylerknowsnothing@mastodon.social avatar

@girlonthenet That's gotta be a real POKE in the eye of the church. Hope they can find a happy ending.

innocentlb,
@innocentlb@mastodon.social avatar

@girlonthenet Oh, so THAT'S what the Most Precious Blood does...

zoeking,

@girlonthenet Truly a man of the cloth*

  • wank sock
RedTinDave,

@girlonthenet I want to know what the "other powerful aphrodisiac substances" were!

girlonthenet,
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

@RedTinDave seconded! Oysters, maybe? Posters of Tom Holland lip-syncing to Umbrella?

slothrop,
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  • timbray,
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    @slothrop @girlonthenet Legal? I'm sure the authorities will manage the erection of a strong case.

    girlonthenet,
    @girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

    Someone make a 'stiff sentence' joke please, I can't do everything myself.

    tylerknowsnothing,
    @tylerknowsnothing@mastodon.social avatar

    @girlonthenet A stiff sentence... "See your doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours."

    RedTinDave,

    @girlonthenet with hard labour?

    girlonthenet,
    @girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

    @RedTinDave LOVELY

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