Alice,
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I read that you should include your degrees/certifications after your name on your résumé/LinkedIn profile, but I don’t have any of those things so I went with:

Alice McFlurry, BBW/WAP

sickmatter,

@Alice graduated cum laude I assume?

Alice,
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@sickmatter Summa Cum Laude. Summa Cum Soft.

pootriarch,
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    Alice,
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    @pootriarch @catsalad Can confirm. Am one of those BS people. Which is why I opted for BBW/WAP instead.

    ShaulaEvans,
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    @Alice I have mad respect for this strategy.

    Signed,

    Shaula Evans, WD40

    Alice,
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    @ShaulaEvans 😂🙌

    raven667,
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    @Alice it depends on what position you want ... Lol

    Alice,
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    @raven667 I believe I'm best qualified for a position like this:

    Alice,
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    I can't wait until prospective employers call me into an interview and ask me to define BBW and WAP because my deadpan is top notch.

    michael,
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    @Alice (BBW/her/hers)

    mavu,
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    @Alice WAP = Widely Approved Poster?

    Alice,
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    @mavu It's open to interpretation as long as it gets me the job!

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @Alice oh god i googled bbw

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