orbifx, 1 month ago

@fitheach before reading any of the text, I thought it might be a Scottish passport.

fitheach, 1 month ago

@orbifx
I've got a Scottish passport holder. It is designed to take a UK passport inside, and, thus, disguising the true content.

trebach, 1 month ago

@fitheach Chlorine trifluoride. It will burn the book, everything in its vicinity, and even the ground itself: https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/sand-won-t-save-you-time

fitheach, 1 month ago

@trebach
Perfect!

Glencoe, 1 month ago

@fitheach

fitheach, 1 month ago

@Glencoe
Yesssss!

ParadeGrotesque, 1 month ago

@fitheach

Burn it with FIRE! 🔥

fitheach, 1 month ago

@ParadeGrotesque
From space?

ParadeGrotesque, 1 month ago

@fitheach

Not necessarily, since nuking it from low earth orbit means (a) having nukes and (b) probably unacceptable collateral damages. 😉

But it is the only way to be sure!

fitheach, 1 month ago

@ParadeGrotesque
If I located the booklet in Iowa, then nuked it from space, would that still count as collateral damage?

ParadeGrotesque, 1 month ago

@fitheach

Not challenging enough. And I am sure there are some nice people in Iowa.

Try giving the booklet to Donald J Trump, then nuke it from orbit. Low orbit ion cannon would help in pinpointing both the booklet and the former President.

(Dear US secret service: I am kidding, of course. Of course.)

fitheach, 1 month ago

@ParadeGrotesque
Other than Captain Kirk, I didn't realise anyone came from Iowa.

vfrmedia, 1 month ago

@fitheach put it on a pole and poke at it with a sword/dagger whilst wearing full kilt and sporran in your tartan?

fitheach, 1 month ago

@vfrmedia
I always wear my kilt. I'll stab it with my sgian dubh. 😃