Alice,
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As a person who never wanted to have children, I was excited to realize that I'm experiencing early menopause after several months without a period, but why didn't anybody warn me about all of the weight gain and nausea and cravings for things like spicy foods and pickles?!?

michael,
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@Alice enjoying some pickled baby with jalapeño ranch

Alice,
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It has come to my attention that some people did not get this joke.

To over-explain: I’m not going through menopause and am simply implying that I’m pregnant but too dumb to tell the difference.

I am neither pregnant nor menopausal, but I really appreciate everyone's concern for the status of my menstrual cycles.

juanejot,
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@Alice Men( miscon)stru(e )al(l) cycles

(And make it all about themselves).

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice NO?!

FlagrantError,
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@Alice Masterpiece.

Dennis,
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@Alice what about the weight gain and nausea and cravings for things like spicy foods and pickles? Is that real or part of the joke too?

rephlex00,
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    rephlex00,
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    @Alice I’d like to suggest Kevin 2

    Alice,
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    @rephlex00 No way. I think the father would be offended if I named the baby after my husband.

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @Alice @rephlex00 Holy Spirit III?

    LRRRonEarth,
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    @Alice @rephlex00

    YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN "LRRR."

    Alice,
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    @LRRRonEarth @rephlex00 Can't wait for the arrival of baby LRRR and their purple cape.

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    Alice,
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    @rephlex00 @LRRRonEarth Only if LRRR were the father, you creep.

    Alice,
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    @rephlex00
    @LRRRonEarth, can we refer to you as Uncle LRRR or UNCLRRR for short?

    LRRRonEarth,
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    @Alice @rephlex00
    UNCLE LRRR WORKS GREAT! I WILL WATCH WHERE I STOMP AND SIT AROUND ANY POPPLER OF YOURS, REAL OR FICTIONAL.

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @Alice Have you named your menopause? I hear that’s all the rage

    glasspusher,
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    @Alice spicy foods and pickles? I’ve been in menopause my whole life!

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