cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

On which note it's worth reminding Americans that Brits do NOT say:
— elevator
— sidewalk
— railroad
— faucet
— crosswalk
— automobile
— 18-wheeler
— bellhop
— drugstore
— freeway/highway/turnpike/interstate
— parking lot
— attorney

(There are synonyms/equivalents but these are specifically AMERICAN things that flag you up as a foreign devil.)
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ukscone,
@ukscone@fosstodon.org avatar

@cstross visiting a friend in the US & used the bathroom.

Me: The tap's stuck

Them: Faucet

M: The tap's stuck!

T: FAUCET

M: THE TAP'S STUCK!

T: FAUCET!

M: I did. it's bloody come off the wall

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@ukscone @cstross Har har, but I don't think people in the US would correct "tap" because we say "tap water" and not "faucet water".

aeveltstra,
@aeveltstra@mastodon.social avatar

@ukscone @cstross Gotta love cultural differences between language that ought to be mutually intelligible.

ukscone,
@ukscone@fosstodon.org avatar

@cstross and lets not talk about the rubber-eraser confusion when you tell a yank you get issued a rubber in primary school that has to last you a whole year and you write your name and address on it in case you lose it

ajlanes,

@cstross Or a semi. There was a post here yesterday about a semi doing 50km/h. That’s one fast moving house.

neia,

@cstross Okay, let's see how many I can get!

  • lift
  • pavement
  • tramway (or if it's outside a city, ultra-tramway)
  • drip
  • zebra crossing (or giraffe crossing if it's spotted rather than striped)
  • motor velocipede
  • Hugh Laurie (smaller versions are just called Lauries)
  • Jeeves (according to a 1304 law, all bellhops have to legally change their names to Jeeves)
  • the M4
  • nothing, there are no parking lots in the UK
  • wig-botherer
Wlm,
@Wlm@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@neia @cstross
A handy guide from a few years ago:

mvilain,
@mvilain@sfba.social avatar

@Wlm @neia @cstross I see someone followed in the vein of XKCD 'splaining the Metric system and how to convert to it.

quoidian,
@quoidian@mastodon.online avatar

@neia @cstross
Drugstore - apothecary.

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@quoidian @neia Er, no. (Originally "drugstore" was derived from Dutch, for dry goods. It came to be a synonym for a general store in American use. In the UK, at least, an apothecary was a medical herbalist: this gradually evolved into a pharmacy, known colloquially as a Chemist's shop.)

thorne,
@thorne@rants.au avatar

@cstross @tomhannen yesterday it was ANZAC day here. I got vociferously shouted at for using the phrase ‘ANZAC cookie’ rather than ANZAC biscuit.
It’s gets worse though. This is Australia where ‘fanny’ is specific and obscene, but ‘cunt’ is often a friendly form of address.

Korny,
@Korny@hachyderm.io avatar

@thorne
@cstross @tomhannen
In the UK "cookie" seems to have become a very specific word for american-style biscuits. Anything that is thick, chewy, and often with chunks of chocolate or other frills, is a "cookie". Everything else is a biscuit.

ghosttie,
@ghosttie@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@cstross I don't think anyone says "automobile"

Thad,
@Thad@brontosin.space avatar

@cstross You know, I've always wondered if the Americans using phrases like "car park", "driving license", and "air-con" in Merchant Princes were that same kind of mistake, or an intentional clue that something was off, like the line about Paris Hilton.

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@Thad No, that was down to the (American) editors not doing their job properly and calling me on my Britishisms.

TonyJWells,
@TonyJWells@mastodon.social avatar

@cstross

I wonder if Gen Z/Alpha are so Tiktoked that they have started using American words, or some sort of mid-Atlantic mashup language.

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@TonyJWells They definitely are. I've heard it.

joshourisman,
@joshourisman@hachyderm.io avatar

@cstross @tomhannen I can’t wait until Holmes leaves 221b wearing nothing but a flannel.

joshourisman,
@joshourisman@hachyderm.io avatar

@cstross @tomhannen which, now that I think about it, might actually be more modest in British.

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@joshourisman No, a flannel is something you use with soap in the bathtub.

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