storybead, 21 days ago

@rooster you might - MIGHT - get away with rural soccer mom mode. I think it's going to take a professional stage costumer and MUA to get you into boy mode.

JoscelynTransient, 21 days ago

@rooster Um, girl, you just look like half the women in my family in Nebraska 😅​

Maybe in San Fran this seems like boy mode, but this is male fail for the midwest if I ever did see it 😝​

aizuchi, 21 days ago

@JoscelynTransient @rooster that is peak Nebraska woman fashion! “Go Big Red” and all that rot

JoscelynTransient, 20 days ago

@aizuchi @rooster exactly! Literally, my aunt, cousins, and other members of the family show up to family gatherings looking exactly like that sometimes 😅

caroline, 21 days ago

@rooster LOL, nope
Also I’ve heard you trying to do a male voice and it’s even less convincing than this outfit :akko_smile2:

danirabbit, 21 days ago

@rooster this is the most lesbian thing I’ve ever seen

DivineKestrel, 21 days ago

@rooster I just spit out my coffee.

lisamelton, 21 days ago

@rooster You are waaay past the point of being able to pull off boy mode, ma'am. Way past.

And if you're anything like me, you can't even do your old voice even if you try.