TheBreadmonkey,
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Do you think it would be passive aggressive to purchase an airhorn online so that when my wife is making the most insane amount of unnecessary noise in the kitchen I can just go in there and do a BLAAAAAAAAAAT just to gently demonstrate how ludicrous the noise she's making is?

cynblogger,
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@TheBreadmonkey
Is she making the noise while COOKING FOR YOU?

ElleGray,
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@TheBreadmonkey it depends on how much you like being married :)

mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey :ablobcatsweatsip:

Yes. Yes that is passive aggressive and not a gentle demonstration like... at all. Ben... do you enjoy sleeping defensively?

Because I imagine if you did that... you might need to begin sleeping fully prepared to experience the sudden and complete destruction of that airhorn against your skull. :blobcatlaugh:

TheBreadmonkey,
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@mentallyalex

LOL

I always sleep defensively

mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey I imagine anniversaries around your house are bright and fun and involve a lot of antics.

TheBreadmonkey,
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mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey I miss that time period.

I mean not Mad Max - that period looks pretty dreadful. Mid-80s was kind of adventurous though.

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