log, 1 month ago

@StillIRise1963 Qualifications for most people:

• History in politics.
• College degree in political science or law. J.D. preferred. Ph.D. acceptable. M.S. if you bring your own sponsors.
• Clean record.

Qualifications for white man with family money:

• Fewer than 20 brain worms.
• No more than 100 [reported] sexual assaults.
• All murders negotiated down to involuntary manslaughter or less.
• Able to speak with assistance.