jonny,
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Root post for where if you are not this account and you reply to it (untag me plz) your posts will show up in monsterdon feed but not your local TL

ricci,
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watch thread: I'll race you to the center of the earth!

ricci,
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This green tint is ... a choice

ricci,
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The facial hair in this one goes to 11

ricci,
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Fewer soup tureens, more monsters, please

ricci,
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They're solving a 2024 escape room

ricci,
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Did not expect high calendar drama

ricci,
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A journey of a hundred leagues begins with a single boat

ricci,
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"that's just what I'm here for" - good thing this museum has a dedicated monocle-finder

ricci,
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Where do I get her 'venturin hat?

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

"Weeks means sheep, I'll come"

That's just some grade-A writing, that is

ricci,
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"but wait this book was written when they used Julian left, now we use Gregorian left"

ricci,
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I hope we get a proper payoff at the end when Hans gets more sheep than he can ... whatever he does with sheep

ricci,
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Problem: Echoes. Solution: Gun. Are we sure this guy isn't American?

ricci,
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Olsen has serious psychopath energy

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

oops we accidentally journeyed to the outside of the earth

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

... and from now on the camera will be very very careful not to tilt up towards the sky

ricci,
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Okay, compare Axel and Hans in this scene, who's the real hunk

ricci,
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This one will make you larger, this one will make you smaller

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

... and this one will make you dead, probably

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

Uh, how is Hans getting a sunburn down here?

ricci,
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I love this monster with every fiber of my heart

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

All of a sudden Olsen becomes Sir Richard Attenborough

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

Well. I loved that monster with ever fiber of my heart. Rest in peace you magnificent rubber bastard

jonny,
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So the tubi version has some weird into on Jules Verne adaptations... are we all on that one? The actual movie starts 56s in, I guess a minute is not the worst desync has ever had

jonny,
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ok the movie is starting but if this is boring i am leaving to go talk to my some more

jonny,
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seeing all y'all get punked by the 1 minute intro scene while meanwhile i am over here in the technicolor tinted ocean intro montage

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

fake ass beard on a fake ass old man is an excellent start

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

just look at these charles dickens motherfuckers in their weird library bank thing i just wanna eat them up

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

did not see the dubbing coming

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

i think they are all dubbed, but some of them are clearly speaking english and some are clearly not. what is going on here

JoeWynne,
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@jonny
It's a Spanish film.

jonny,
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@JoeWynne i would figure that it would be like all spanish or all english but it's a blend? are people going in and out of english too?

jonny,
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boooooooooooo this exposition is BORING get in the damn EARTHS CORE ALREADY

jonny,
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if these bozos can't even recognize backwards letters then they are gonna get absolutely shredded by the hyperintelligent magma whales that reside in the earth's molten core

jonny,
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how do they know that this dude accepts sheep as currency that is awfully presumptuous.

jonny,
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their plan is to walk the 6,000km to the center of the earth, or fall? they don't have parachutes. what do they think is in the middle part between the surface and the core?

jonny,
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great that was their one rope ladder. only 99.99999% of the way to go.

r343l,
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@jonny well if it’s like the lord of the rings they can just yank hard.

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@r343l ah yes, that classic knot that can sustain human body weight but unravels when you pull it with less than that.

jonny,
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they're trying to scare us with those onlooking eyes watching them like it's some kind of center of the earth creature guy but they are basically still on the surface of the earth so that's just a normal wild man survivalist type

jonny,
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THEY JUST LOSE THE BOOK AND KEEP GOING AND DONT MENTION IT

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

there are dinosaurs like 20 meters into the center of the earth

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

all i'm saying is we better get like an illustrated animation overlay card of their journey into the center of the earth with some narration to pass some of the journey along

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

hans needs to get some negotiation lessons, you gotta be upping your sheep per week rate when they tell you you're actually going into the center of the earth, and then hold out your vote for more sheep after you lost all your water and the map. staying at the same sheep rate is just not respecting the value of your labor .

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

"it's only a remote possibility someone found another route into these caves" like dog you do not live there the people who are from there probably know all about that cave system you just didn't ask them

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

the fuck is going on with picking through the cave to get water what is even that

jonny,
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shouldn't it be scary as fuck to them that there is a body of water big enough to make a high perssure water stream above them behind like 3 inches of rock

otheorange_tag,
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@jonny Is there about to be a fk off into thesea in reverse?

jonny,
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otheorange_tag,
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@jonny Ah it's been done

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

retain light from WHERE

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

olsen is the best character and it's not even close. if they would give hans any lines ever he might have a chance but the other three can't be redeemed and can't get eaten by the core dinosaurs fast enough .

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

idk much about boats but i do know if you are going out on an ocean on a vessel of that size you want to have a catamaran or outriggers of some kind.

jonny,
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lmao all their feet are just soaking wet for the indefinite future that sucks ass. why are some of them still wearing their shoes

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

25 minutes remaining to develop an actual plot aside from "idk just boat around for awhile"

jonny,
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targeted ball lightning strike, whoever is down there has advanced electromagnetic weaponry and with that i think it's time to go home

jonny,
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so with the rain, there must be some double convection system between the regular ocean and the center earth ocean. the buffer of air beneath the crust would make an insulating layer, so the temperature gradient from the very cold bottom of the regular ocean and the very warm surface of the inner ocean must be enough to cause evaporation and offset the inevitable leaks from the regular ocean. since there are no pressure and temperature effects like one would expect to make clouds on the surface of the earth, that ran must just be a ton of condensation that gets stuck on the upper surface.

jonny,
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what's so hard to believe about there being other guys having come down here and set up shop, you're down there and you really have no idea what you're doing

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

you literally can't row across the ocean

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

that tea kettle thing is teleportation machine and he is just mentioning this NOW

jonny,
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is this picking scene supposed to be like tragic and showing his mania because everyone has all the energy of being asleep

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

since there was no conflict or any content to the plot, and there wasn't any character development or reason to care about olsen, there really isn't a lot to resolve here, but we still have 9 minutes for them to continue to do nothing until nothing happens

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

hans is sheep rustling in broad daylight

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

spending a full 5 minutes on volcano footage and going straight into the "where are they now" montage because nothing that happened in the center of the earth was worth saying anything about, not even the secret science base

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

Journey to the center of the earth (1977): 0/5

"Nothing happens in this movie and nobody is in it that matters except hans and that sheep"

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

/voteban period movies from

jonny,
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As usual, if u are seeing this then u will be scrolling into a timeline patch of posts. if you would like to not see them, plz mute the hashtag. https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon

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