molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

Ted Cruz says "I'm a Bitcoin investor personally. I have a standing buy order. Every morning I have a buy of Bitcoin that comes in... I own a little more than 2 BTC."

Per his STOCK Act disclosures he bought btwn 0.4 and 1.4 BTC in Jan 2022. Hasn't disclosed any purchases since.

video/mp4

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

Few possibilities here.

  1. He's not filing his disclosures.
  2. He's lying to play to his Bitcoiner audience
  3. He bought the remaining 0.6 – 1.6 BTC ($17,400 – $46,400) within the last 30 days
  4. He's buying <$1,000 in BTC each week. As I understand it the STOCK Act only requires a Periodic Transaction Report of purchases >$1,000 (regardless of how often they're made, which seems like a crazy loophole!) But I could be wrong on this, please correct if so

EFreethought,

@molly0xfff Maybe he buys them at the airport, after he is done shaking hands with those big burly policemen with tears in their eyes thanking him for all he does.

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

Senators have to file annual disclosures which would give more detail, but he requested an extension for his so he doesn't have to file until mid-August.
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/extension-notice/regular/f3e93a96-dd34-435b-9263-b07b18da58f2/

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

This clip is from the Bitcoin Policy Summit, which is a "one-day, invite-only policy conference exploring Bitcoin as a strategic opportunity for the United States" that boasted Cruz, Sen. Cynthia Lummis, Rep. Tom Emmer, and former Rep. Tim Ryan as speakers.

km321,

@molly0xfff Wow, anyone can make bold claims. Do they have any arguments to support these non-obvious claims? Are they restricted to invitees only?

ukuku,
@ukuku@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff I’m so sick of hearing bitcoin bros lie about how it helps the energy grid. It’s nonsense. Them buying cheap power at night and then getting paid to shut off their rigs during demand events is not really helping the grid, especially as more EV’s charging at night come online.

Also, they wouldn’t make any money during a demand event anyway, so they are doing nothing but hiking rates for everyone else. Utter bullshit.

derekso,

@molly0xfff Tim Ryan, the Democratic candidate against JD Vance?

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

@derekso yep

hydrocabron,

@molly0xfff So many imaginary use cases for Bitcoin. It's all very exciting!

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

If it turns out to be option 1, that he's not filing the required disclosures, he could be fined... $200

No, I didn't forget any 0s.

craigmaloney,

@molly0xfff There goes his bitcoin budget for the month.

laimis,
@laimis@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff LOLOL hahaha and of course

listfix,

@molly0xfff "Do the math", as they say.

strangetikigod,

@molly0xfff in the absence of any proportionately punitive measures, a fine just says anything is permitted for a price, and as long as the government gets a cut.

uncle6,

@molly0xfff any crime whose punishment is only a monetary fine is a for-fee service

lorentz,

@molly0xfff Same energy as Norfolk Southern paying East Palestine a few thousand dollars--no, not per person.

TomatoGrilledCheese,
@TomatoGrilledCheese@famichiki.jp avatar

@molly0xfff That sounds like structuring to me. How is he not being audited?

skydog,
@skydog@sfba.social avatar

@molly0xfff

As others have pointed out, all he has to do is purchase his $200 corruption license from the government, and he's good to go. No sense moralizing about an elected official, is there! It would be as useless as desiccating the Sahara.

kkarhan,

@molly0xfff Pretty shure the wants to know what his are...

toastygirl,

@molly0xfff
His wife Heidi Cruz is a Managing Director at Goldman Sachs. She surely knows all the squirrely, shady ways to avoid taxes as well as reporting & disclosure obligations.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Cruz

SnoopJ,
@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff professional clown attends clown conference, performs clown show

ncweaver,

@molly0xfff
Fat Wolverine is Pro Bitcoin, why does this not surprise me...

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