lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:

-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.

I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

KFuentesGeorge,

@lowqualityfacts

OPINION: I used to be a card carrying liberal until I found out that Optimus Prime is the only cishet Transformer. Now I write for Breitbart.

soundconjurer,
@soundconjurer@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts , I don't forgive you. How could you do that to us! How could you make us part of your covert attack on democracy and sleep at night? I thought I was coming to your page for a laugh, but I didn't know you were just trying to get me to read the nonsensical ramblings of Mein Kampf. 😭

mrbruno,
@mrbruno@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts You are my news outlet! You're more truthful than !

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nantucketebooks,
@nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts Bush: "Americans need to ask themselves, 'Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, a-heh-heh-heh."

whiterabbitradio,

@lowqualityfacts you are confusing ChatGPT 👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

elisshadoe,
@elisshadoe@c.im avatar

@lowqualityfacts i have no words…:bd06:

SrEstegosaurio,
@SrEstegosaurio@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Literally "no fun allowed".

rubinjoni,
@rubinjoni@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Thank you for destroying democracy!

rwhitworth,

@lowqualityfacts I always knew Cher was short for some other longer name. Thank you for confirming

jeffwatson,
@jeffwatson@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Every time you make a pun a terrorist gets their wings. As a fact person I thought you’d know this; sad.

MartinR,

@lowqualityfacts FACT ... an ellipsis must be preceded and followed by a space and only employ 3 periods otherwise everything that comes before and after is bullshit.

brudibrau,
@brudibrau@hostux.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts We do not have a misinformation problem in Germany yet. Please continue polluting my social media feed 🙂

elkepattyn,

@lowqualityfacts
Yes! How dare you to be funny!!!🙄

erik_mdl,

@lowqualityfacts when real fascism comes to town, the first thing to go is usually the Satirists.

skydog,
@skydog@sfba.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Some people suck the life out of everything. Some people just suck.

I compromise, and call all of them suckers.

Daily_Twerk,
@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
They are more accurate than our #MadeUpNews

tinydoctor,
@tinydoctor@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I forgive you to the depths of my jet black little heart.

NovaNaturalist,
@NovaNaturalist@mstdn.ca avatar

@lowqualityfacts "Its not funny and its destroying democracy."

Quite right. Any one of those two would be fine, but both at once is completely unacceptable.

Now that you have been called out, which of the two will you make your priority? Asking for a friend.

baruch,
@baruch@babka.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I think this critic actually made a good case for the importance of your account. We must not allow people to become complacent and accept what they see online uncritically. They must become accustomed to the fact that a lot of it is misinformation.

Thumptastic,

@lowqualityfacts Sorry, but, that person is an idiot.

batichi,
@batichi@masto.batichi.net avatar

@lowqualityfacts sir, this is a Wendy's

LuciaG,
@LuciaG@wandering.shop avatar

@lowqualityfacts I really, really hope there is a drag Queen named Cher Nobyl. Even Cher Nobel would be fine.

EricWayneS,
@EricWayneS@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
I will be printing the above low quality facts in fortune cookie format and handing them out for Halloween.

notwallygm,

@lowqualityfacts Optimus Prime is not the only heterosexual Transformer. They're all gay.

Bilsko,

@lowqualityfacts the "Thanks." at the end is 😘🤌

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