notwallygm

@notwallygm@mastodon.world

Drunk mascot of the Boston Red Sox. Social media dinosaur, former blogger, and formerly an insult comic on that dead bird site. Used to only talk about the Red Sox but I'll toot about anything now.

You still need to get me a beer and keep your children the fuck away from me, shitheads.

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lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I wish I had gotten rich off those little anthropomorphic beanbags.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

notwallygm,

@lowqualityfacts I think you've accidentally posted an actual fact.

universalhub, to boston
@universalhub@mastodon.online avatar

Not just the Green Line Extension: Government Center ceiling suddenly needs repairs, too
https://www.universalhub.com/2023/green-line-extension-not-only-newish-thing-t

notwallygm,

@universalhub Didn't they build that new station like 2.7 seconds ago? And it already needs repairs? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, what a shitshow.

notwallygm,

@universalhub I was being slightly sarcastic, and thanks for the info. Just pointing out that a station shouldn't be falling apart when it was reopened 7 years ago.

notwallygm, to random

Hearing "reports" about Hamas beheading babies and raping women reminds me that, well, we live in an age of disinformation.

Powerful social media companies, which are in dire need of strict government regulations, have deployed algorithms to spread content that increases engagement. Whether or not the content being spread is accurate doesn't matter.

So think before you ... retweet? re-x? re-thread? re-toot? re-whatever on Blue Sky? Just pause for a moment before acting.

notwallygm,

@Adirondack Bleat and re-bleat? Now I want to quit the Internet.

flexghost, to random
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

Hey everyone!

I want to attract more quality Fedizens to Mastodon. And I hear, time and time again, they would join if there were sports

Let's make it happen!

I created @mastodonsports as a hub for anyone who wants to live blog / toot a game.

Let me know if you want to join our collective!

Right now we are covering the NFL heavily but all sports are welcome.

PLEASE boost to get this moving!!

and follow: https://mastodon.social/@mastodonsports

Image of Garbage Pail Kids: foul Fernando The center about to hike but farts
Image of Garbage Pail Kids: Thrilling Theo Thriller Michael Jackson but slightly less grotesque
Image of Garbage Pail Kids: Charlie Down Basically Charlie Brown kicking the football minus a head which Lucy is holding

notwallygm,

@flexghost @mastodonsports As the drunk fake mascot of the Boston , I approve.

lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Thinking about the time I foolishly thought it could be fun to check out Threads and immediately had death wished upon me.

notwallygm,

@lowqualityfacts threads wanted to become twitter, and by golly, mission accomplished

lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:

-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.

I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

notwallygm,

@lowqualityfacts Optimus Prime is not the only heterosexual Transformer. They're all gay.

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