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tinydoctor

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I'm a Pentecostal Atheist putting on a tent show revival, speaking in tongues and witnessing to the Word of not god but the Mammon of my counterfeits of meaning

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lilithsaintcrow, to random
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Oh, look at that, guilty on...let's see..34 counts? Is that right?

Still no consequences, but I'll take it. In fact, I was having a bit of a bad day, but this is a silver lining.

tinydoctor,
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@lilithsaintcrow Your book, The Salt-Black Tree, was on display by the entrance at my local public library when I came in to pick up a hold. It came home with me. I'll be reading it tonight. Cheers! I think I'll break the Lagavulin. 34!

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tinydoctor,
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@lowqualityfacts Some of us lose half our hair everyday. Zeno's our barber. It's called the Achilles Cut.

lilithsaintcrow, to random
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Shot: "He goes on to say that Instagram’s varied content — including photos of “art, fashion, culture, and also just images of people” — is what makes it a useful tool for building AI image generators." https://petapixel.com/2024/05/14/meta-is-using-your-instagram-photos-to-train-its-amazing-ai-image-generator/
1/2

tinydoctor,
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@lilithsaintcrow I wonder what the catch is on the download.

arstechnica, to random
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Gmail’s AI-powered email summaries can dig through your inbox for you

Gmail will soon be able to summarize recent emails from a contact.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/gmails-ai-powered-email-summaries-can-dig-through-your-inbox-for-you/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

tinydoctor,
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@arstechnica Anyone got recommendations for non AI email?

lilithsaintcrow, to random
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Me, I’m just waiting for coffee to make the morning seem almost livable.

tinydoctor,
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@lilithsaintcrow Same.

tinydoctor, to random
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Agree.

tinydoctor, to random
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A
bee,
flower
pushed past dead
leaves, spear of grass sprung
forward, saving days, light, and time.

#fibonacci #poem

tinydoctor, to random
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Mirren did say this, in an interview. I took ten seconds and googled it. Fuck off.

JamesGleick, to random
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It’s important to say what the court found Trump did. He didn’t just “manipulate his net worth.”

He deliberately falsified business records. He deliberately falsified financial statements.

He committed these frauds again and again, for many years.

tinydoctor,
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@cstross @JamesGleick Trump and Trump Org. are banned from applying for loans from any New York financial institution for three years.

lilithsaintcrow, to random
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    tinydoctor,
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    @lilithsaintcrow Sounds like an endless cruise of all nine circles of hell, on a ship crammed full of would-be TikTok Dantes. The ship should be named the SS Geryon.

    RustyBertrand, to random

    Don't let your children wrestle Gerrit Jan!

    tinydoctor,
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    @violetmadder @RustyBertrand I've been in a fight with swans. They knocked a friend to the ground and I had to wade in. Vicious fuckers.

    chargrille, to random
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    "For years, the Qatari government had been sending millions of dollars a month into the Gaza Strip — money that helped prop up the Hamas government ...Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel not only tolerated those payments, he had encouraged them.

    During his meetings in Sept. w/the Qatari officials...the Mossad chief [was asked] Did Israel want the payments to continue?

    Mr. Netanyahu’s government had recently decided to continue the policy, so Mr. Barnea said yes"
    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/10/world/middleeast/israel-qatar-money-prop-up-hamas.html

    tinydoctor,
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    @chargrille I can't read the whole thing because Haaretz is paywalled, but I surely appreciate the pungency of the first few sentences... "scientific proof that invertebrates can form a government..."

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    I knew those little trash pandas couldn't be trusted.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    tinydoctor,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    tinydoctor, to AnthonyBourdain
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    I'll settle for desecrating his corpse.

    What do you think of Dead Kissingers as band name, and what kind band would it be?

    #quote #anthonybourdain #kissinger #henrykissinger #deadkissingers

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Wow, I never would have guessed.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    tinydoctor,
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    @lowqualityfacts Yes, he invented it to use up sheep's milk that was past its due date.

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    tinydoctor,
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    @SmudgeTheInsultCat Can you buy tickets in advance? I particularly look forward to Disney's Rocky Horror on Ice. I'll take my grandkids.

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    tinydoctor,
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    @SmudgeTheInsultCat There's a lot of cold, dead hearts out there that need warming. I ate a ton of Campbell's soup as a kid in the 60s. I make my own soup in these latter days, but I can think of a lot of people that need to get a can of chicken noodle soup in their stockings this Xmas. With a note quoting the tweet.

    tinydoctor,
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    @SmudgeTheInsultCat FYI: The post is a spoof, but I don't care, some peeps I know are getting soup in the mail. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/campbells-customer-service-facebook/

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Wow, I never knew this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    tinydoctor,
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    @lowqualityfacts Imperial pound, or U.S. standard?

    tinydoctor, to Meme
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    I endorse this . The Truth, the Way, and the Toot.

    ZachWeinersmith, to comics
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    Autocomplete

    Bonus panel here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/autocomplete-2

    Early comic here: https://www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith?ty=h

    tinydoctor,
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    @ZachWeinersmith Ok, do some insulting group nouns... "A plagiarism of chatbots, an insemination of techbros, a putin of MAGAs, a felony of Trumps, A grift of candidates, A prevarication of podcasters... like that.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:

    -pray to all 33 million Hindu gods each night in case one is actively listening.

    -think that every song could be improved by the addition of a fancy little flute.

    -don’t understand why we hire construction workers when beavers could do the same work for much less pay.

    -suspect that algebra is a hoax created by the mathematics industry to sell more calculators.

    tinydoctor,
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    @lowqualityfacts Speaking of algebra, I do have an aleph null, and some minor Cantorian infinities I can trade for a few spare Hindu deities.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    You can't be good at everything.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    tinydoctor,
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    @lowqualityfacts Low heat, almost as much butter as eggs. Stir a lot. Tell Gordon.

    jeffjarvis, to random
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    Emmer lasted how many Scaramucci's?

    tinydoctor,
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    @jeffjarvis An Emmer is 1/60th of a Scaramucci.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Sounds about right.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    tinydoctor,
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    @lowqualityfacts What, no sticky trail of phosphorescent ichor?

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