MissingThePt,
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I choose my social media platform by which billionaire-owner has the longest penis.

FlippoFlip,

@MissingThePt I guess chose his name for a reason.

jaska,

@MissingThePt будзем спадзявацца гэта будзе анлайн стрым спаборніцтва

Melpomene,
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@MissingThePt I think Elon is confusing "big penis" with "being a colossal dick."

roo_44,
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@MissingThePt

It’s is a good question, which of those two are the biggest dick?

rox_lukas,
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@MissingThePt I couldn't believe my eyes so I fact checked that and Elon DID post this. What a guy.

GreenSkyOverMe,
@GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social avatar

@MissingThePt How else would one do it

EdSanders,
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@MissingThePt
Not for nothing, but since both guys are 100% dick, isn’t it just their height?

verbeeld,
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@MissingThePt But only if it’s verified!

clolsonus,
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@MissingThePt len * cos(theta) ?

MissingThePt,
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  • clolsonus,
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    @MissingThePt Do you think he has actual writers or did he just grab someone from the hall that said they were pro-grammar.

    (sorry I googled that ideal, I can't come up with interesting original material like Elon's writer.)

    AndyKim,

    @MissingThePt
    I’d ask for the circumference measurements.

    Steve8282,

    @MissingThePt When both are so large it is visible in their personality.

    oceaniceternity,
    @oceaniceternity@sakurajima.moe avatar

    @MissingThePt While I have no interest in their budding yaoi fanfic of each other, it would be interesting to watch two billionaires destroy their dicks trying to artificially make them longer.

    mistakenotmy,

    @MissingThePt Concerning

    aroom,

    @MissingThePt we have narcissist on every platform tho

    wolwe,

    @MissingThePt 🤦‍♂️

    ElBeeToots,
    @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social avatar

    @MissingThePt This is about the same level of bickering that our five year old has with his classmates 🙄

    kevin_hardiman,
    @kevin_hardiman@mastodon.social avatar

    @MissingThePt as any rational person does.

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