P.S. - for anyone who wants to copy a direct link to settings but isn’t aware (like I wasn’t before this post) you just open the relevant setting and press and hold the setting you want to copy the link to and paste it in the comments.
I thought there was an update that stopped this from happening, but early on there were so many threads about this. I’ve since moved to ios so I haven’t used sync in a long time, just enjoy following certain developers
Welll, it depends. Apparently semen can live a terrifyingly long time in the right environment. It could sneak in. Sometimes. God, I’m scarred for life. Thanks wine and crime lol
This is the one that was a single column of letters on my phone. If you haven’t yet changed your settings to have less padding between comments you may want to. I appreciated the shaggy dog story on the way down here too.
This was the one that “broke” it for me. Letters were only halfway visible and I had to landscape mode. Oddly enough, I was unable to get the landscape button to show up by rotating my phone per usual. Had to go in my pulldown menu. Might be an android update bug, idk. Samsung note 20, android 13. On Voyager 1.11.3.
This was the one that “broke” it for me. Letters were only halfway visible and I had to landscape mode. Oddly enough, I was unable to get the landscape button to show up by rotating my phone per usual. Had to go in my pulldown menu. Might be an android update bug, idk. Samsung note 20, android 13. On Voyager 1.11.3.
So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.
Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
“You know what? No,” said the executioner. “I’ve had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I’m not giving you a thing to eat; we’re strapping you in and doing this now.” Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.
The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I’m just a bad conductor.
It probably depends on your instance, but if I go to everything and sort by active, there are a bunch of posts at the top with hundreds of comments. On Lemmy it’s way more normal to comment on a post that’s a couple days old than it has been on Reddit for almost a decade.
Craziest thing I’ve read all day… Inside a post with 106 comments at that lol. Don’t know where you’ve been or what kinds of posts you been looking at haha
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