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Problem: Blossom end rot ruins your tommytoms
Solution: Calcium via bone meal mixed on in there.

Problem: smells bone and digs up your bin.
Solution: pictured.

Seedlings just went in, they're (supposedly) and pretty sad looking. I sprouted six and only two made it, they're tempermental. As I recall the soil in that region is volcanic, so I plan to look into what sort of amendments will make them most happy.

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Inept Yin Yang.

Not pictured: The eye-watering smell coming off . We're gonna go buy something called SkunkOff today on a friend's reco. He is also going to the groomer this week, happily.

Gorgey don't care if his brother stinks.

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would like you to know that he has the best ball of them all.

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I thought it might be a bit much, raising a goth kid. But he's alright, just prefers the beach this time of year over summer.

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Refreshing

I am 8 bit, 300 baud, at the kernel level. As a child, I wanted to be Flynn. At the moment, The Dude is not an inapt comparison, off the clock. I waste time wondering how it would've gone if they'd given me the Ritalin I so desperately needed.

I post about my dog using the hashtag. I am also frequently diverted by two cats.

I do music, mostly cover bands but I'm not bad at parody. Getting pretty alright at piano, late in life, cause finger hate guitar now.

Jeff Bridges as The Dude in 1997's "The Big Lebowski". A fairly familiar character these days, he is clad in a stretched-out-collar t-shirt and a wool sweater, with long hair and a goatee. He is an aging hippie, lazy but happy with his simple life of bowling, weed and keeping his living room tied together.

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Won't lie, was a bit pissed by the time I finished that last toot. The atmosphere of ignorance sometimes manages to get right up in my nose, folks from know what I'm talking about. Visited once, took a boat tour, I don't get seasick but

Anyways if you don't have a dog and wonder if you need one, right after I hit send this muppet came and switched my mental gear in like two seconds.

"Yah man, people are the worst, you wanna rub my belly dude?"

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