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How it started. How it’s going.
@ Aaron Rupar @atrupar Brennan to Noem: "At the very end of the book, you say the very first thing you'd do if you got to the White House is you'd make sure Biden's dog is nowhere on the grounds. 'Commander, say hello to cricket." Noem responds by suggesting Commander should be put down
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The Judge Who Loved Me
Shaken but never stirred, GoldenTongue John Roberts is stalling for Trump like 007 with a trigger-happy terrorist. He might make those insurrection charges die another day, but he's of no help in Donnie's Octopussy trial.
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My four year-old was watching the Trump trial when he turned to be gravely and asked "Daddy, why is everyone on Trump's legal team making such a terrible face?" And when I told him "Because Trump just farted," he started crying.
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We didn’t have ex-presidents shamelessly selling bibles, gold sneakers, and meme stocks when Trump was in the White House.
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John Adams said that ‘the government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.’ But X user @purityballdad isn’t so sure.
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It would be a miscarriage of justice to force Trump to sell his buildings for what they're really worth, and not the inflated amounts that he valued them at.
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Analysis | With Ronna McDaniel snatched off the market by NBC News, ABC and CBS must now enter a bidding war for Catturd.
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We were tired of critics accusing our news organization of being liars, with no basis in fact. So we hired Ronna McDaniel.
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At this Florida pickleball court, all the chatter is about seesawing prices. Insulin is down to $35 a month, yet the cost of paying Trump’s legal bills has never been higher.
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I am a lifelong Republican. I've concluded that another Trump term would be so catastrophic that I must not only write in Ronald Reagan for president but also publish a memoir about how brave I am.
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Why did every American insurance company refuse to underwrite Trump's $454 million bond? Because they became too woke.