A government campaign tells parents to send their kids to school with Covid, Measles and Strep symptoms as well as conjunctivitis, threadworms and head lice.
Covid has ruined sci-fi movies shit'll be like "The year was 3004 and aliens were gonna blow up the sun" and I'm like "Makes sense" but then it goes "So the world united to-" and I'm like "No the fuck they did not"