AshleyMarineP

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to random

New psychopath just dropped. Patient in the next hospital bed over (in a full four-person room) is watching videos on her phone without headphones at 4am.

XauriEL, 4 months ago to boardgames

Just played Smash Up with my partner and a couple of friends, and her Penguin Grannies absolutely ran away with the game. Use grannies to scry minions to the top, then use penguins to play them off the top. I was trying my hardest to combo off with Wraithrustler Kaiju and just couldn't get set up. #Boardgames

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to Parenting

I’m going into surgery at 8:30 tomorrow morning. The kids drew me pictures to keep me company while I’m in the waiting room.

Yes, that's a huge knife.

#Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to random

Just overheard an old lady say "taste the biscuit" on the train and it was like a Russian trigger word for my chronically-online brain. I had no idea that I had something so viscerally living in my head rent free this entire time.

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to movies

Someone please do a "We Happy Few" feature film. K thanks.

#Movies #Films #VideoGames #WeHappyFew

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to movies

Super excited to be developing my first animation project! It's a whole new world and I'm really enjoying brainstorming all of the possibilities. A little preview of some of the fun ahead... 🌟 🎨 🎞️

#Films #Movies #Filmmaker #Animation #AnimatedFilms #FilmProducer #Producer #FilmDirector #Director

nixCraft, 4 months ago to random

Be honest: do you actually finish each side project before starting a new one?

Or do you have a whole bunch of unfinished side projects? 🤔

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to Parenting

How it feels as a parent when your kids instinctively read the cards first, give hugs after opening every individual gift, and share their chocolates.

#Parenting #Kids #Christmas

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to Parenting

Spending part of my Christmas Eve arranging flowers and sewing up the butt of a stuffed koala, for my partner's ex girlfriend. Because that's what healthy, child-centred co-parenting looks like.

#Parenting #Kids #CoParenting #NotSarcasm #KidsComeFirst

Wiswell, 4 months ago to random

Gaming last night my friends all made characters named after Batman’s enemies. One of us was “Lady Shiva;” one was “Penguin.” I was “The IRS.”

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to random

Annnnd it's Christmas.

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to random

My partner came up with a brilliant adaptation of Spoon Theory: Spork Theory.

It's when you're running low on Spoons, and the ones you have left will technically get the job done, but things may get a little stabby.

#ChronicIllness #EhlersDanlosSyndrome #EDS #Spoonie #SpoonTheory

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to Parenting

When you're like 90% sure that it's a non-school uniform day at school, so you let your kid go in a Spiderman costume.

#Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to random

Someone on the train from London to Bristol is playing "Islands in the Stream" on full volume. Half the train is now singing along.

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to random

Onward!

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to random

The absolute nerve of some candies to call themselves "sour."

I want pain. I want to feel like a biohazard when I'm done. I want to have regrets.

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to random

Taught the 6yo some HTML last night and the kid is an absolute natural.

This is a child who is a tornado with eyeballs. He wakes up with more physical energy than a cross-country shipment of Red Bull.

He sat there and intuitively picked up opening and closing tags, basic styling, line breaks, inserting images, etc. like a pro.

He formatted his code, you guys.

#WebDeveloper #WebDevelopment #Developer #Software #SoftwareDeveloper #SotwareDevelopment

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to filmmaking

Director friends, when you're shooting choreographed hand-to-hand combat, how long do you personally prefer to rehearse? Is there a minimum amount of time? Or maybe a formula, rehearsing for X hours per Y minutes of screentime?

#Filmmaker #Filmmaking #Director #Directing #FilmDirector #FilmDirecting

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to filmmaking

This blows my mind. Five Rolls-Royces. Five. What possesses someone to light their career on fire for that?

"Netflix handed a director millions to make a sci-fi series, but he squandered it on stocks, crypto, and flashy cars"

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/netflix-handed-director-millions-sci-052557642.html

#filmmaker #filmmaking #director #producer

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to random

Interesting Fact: If you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other, starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great.