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CraigKendrickNZ

@CraigKendrickNZ@mastodon.nz

Just a random Truck driver/Gamer guy from Timaru via Christchurch.

https://www.youtube.com/@LeonardCraigKendricknz

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CraigKendrickNZ, to random
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Two of the big employer's in #Timaru are learning that the "if you don't test for COVID you can still come to work" bullshitery because of well we have a Nats government that it completely fucks your production up both of them are down 50% of normal because guess what happened yip it ripped through the production line like wild fire.....

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CraigKendrickNZ, to NewZealand
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I'm so over people saying "a country should be run like a business".

Do these people not realize how fucked up that sounds the government isn't our employer were thier employer ffs capitalist brain washing at its finest.

#nzpol

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CraigKendrickNZ, to random
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Pro tip don't be a douche bag about where a truck driver parks his truck in a tight alley way to unload when said truck driver delivers to your unattended distribution center around the road and expect said truck driver to unlock your building and use your absolute hunk of junk forklift because guess what happens said truck driver creates more issues for you by demanding you have someone come an unload me or else it stays on the truck.

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CraigKendrickNZ, to NewZealand
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The only upside to these talks dragging out is those three fuckers have less time to completely fuck everything up. 😆👍

#nzpol

CraigKendrickNZ, to random
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It got very festive overnight in the main Street of #Timaru. 🎅

CraigKendrickNZ, to NewZealand
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Seriously and this is coming from a Trucker there is waaaay to many of us on the road bring back rail and a domestic cargo boat fleet because this is just dumb.

#nzpol

jonoabroad, to random
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The post office at the hospital doesn't allow you to pay bills.

What utter bed pan thought that was a good idea?

( no I was not trying to pay a bill, the poor bastard ahead of me was)

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@jonoabroad you'd think that would be part of Thier lease contract wouldn't ya seems like a massive oversight especially when the majority of patients are elderly & not tec savy.

acute_distress, to random

Im sat in a supermarket car park and it’s amazing the number of people who can’t drive in the car park properly. Yet they are allowed to drive on the road.

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@acute_distress honestly as someone who drives a truck for a living alot of people shouldn't have licenses. 😆👍

CraigKendrickNZ, to NewZealand
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Well I voted yesterday and I went party vote green and labour candidate just couldn't justify the double red this election I just don't like the Labour party under Chippy waaaay to center right.

#nzpol

iangriffin, to NewZealand
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I love Dunedin. 20 degrees at midday now it’s 8 degrees! My garden weather station shows the front coming through!

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@iangriffin that last two days here in Timaru have been bonkers exactly like that.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Those were simpler times.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@lowqualityfacts lies we all know it was for looking up porn let's be honest here.

FuckElon, to random
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Can anyone explain to me how come I was suppose to have a co-pay of $550 dollars for a CT scan, but then Cigna did not authorize the exam, so I was charged $400 which paid for the entire exam? Make it make sense.

#HealthCare #HealthInsurance #Cigna

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@FuckElon because the American healthcare system is one big scam especially copay like wtf is that even you pay health insurance you shouldn't have to pay anything I really don't get the American system at all.

CraigKendrickNZ, to NewZealand
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How Hipkins can instantly win the election.

1: capital gains tax

2: free dental care

3: lower tax rate for lower & middle workers.

4: actually kick the supermarket monopolies in the balls.

#nzpol

MissingThePt, to random
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Many on Mastodon have been asking me about my true identity, but I believe it is advisable, for a variety of reasons, to maintain my anonymity. I have discussed this with my family and it is a decision with which both my wife Jill and son Hunter agree.

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@MissingThePt my lips are 🤐

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Co-pilots are such a safety risk.

Flying a plane by myself? Don't worry folks, Captain Boring will get you to your destination. I'm doing everything by the book. Straight line from point A to point B.

New co-pilot to impress? Yeah, this baby can do a barrel roll. Sure, we can take a little detour through that nearby thunderstorm. Watch me land this bad boy with my feet.

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@lowqualityfacts exactly what happened to MH730

lowqualityfacts, to random
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@lowqualityfacts I can tell you but it's kinda a big secret and it involves the illuminate and lizard people and I'll probably fall out a window if I told you.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CraigKendrickNZ,
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@lowqualityfacts dam hormones. 😂

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    CraigKendrickNZ,
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    @ojala I haven't been to a dentist in well over 10+ years because it's just to far out of my price range the few times I've had bad tooth pain I've just soldiered on with a shitload of pandole and packed the sore tooth with bubble gum for a few days.

    CraigKendrickNZ, to random
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    1 week back at this company I left 2 year's ago and I'm fasssst remembering why the fuck I left, litterly signed my contract five minutes later I get sent to Christchurch in a panic and they short change me on 2 days away allowance and no end in sight for going home.

    How stupid was I buying the "thing's have changed" line.

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    breadandcircuses, to music

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    CraigKendrickNZ,
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    @breadandcircuses also if you see someone you know from over Twitter check thier follow list you'll find alot of your old community.

    brunoph, to random
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    I saw this Ferrari 328 GTS yesterday and the whole time I had Thomas Dolby's "The Key to Her Ferrari" playing in my head. A true work of art.

    📸 Nikon Z 6ii / Z Nikkor 40mm ƒ2

    CraigKendrickNZ,
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    @brunoph

    magnum wink

    CraigKendrickNZ, to random
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    Am the only one who was like wait Fran Drescher from the Nanny is a hardcore unionist how have I not herd this before I mean if your a 90's kid and didn't have a childhood crush what's wrong with you and now she's even more attractive.

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    CraigKendrickNZ,
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    @josephramoney well dam there's always a downside to childhood crush's, rose tinted classes on my part.

    lowqualityfacts, (edited ) to random
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    Yet they seem so sturdy.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    CraigKendrickNZ,
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    @lowqualityfacts udderly none. 😁

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

    -Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
    -Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
    -Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
    -Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
    -Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

    CraigKendrickNZ,
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    @lowqualityfacts not goona lie the insect thing is kinda scary now you mentioned it. 😬

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