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Dick_Justice,
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The same thing is true for McDonald’s manaagers

Dick_Justice,
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tHeY jUsT hAvE dIFFeReNt oPiN8OnS tHaN yOu

bOtH sIDeS aRe tHe Same!! 1!!

Dick_Justice,
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It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

Dick_Justice,
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Then make sure they pay zero taxes of any kind please.

Dick_Justice,
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Shit, they’d be fighting to lower it to 16.

Dick_Justice,
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Why did I learn how to read?

Dick_Justice,
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Was it almost full or something? Usually the… stuff… is pretty far below the seat

Dick_Justice,
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Sounds like she was just ribbing you. Based on the info you’ve provided, I’d let it go.

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I would, but barring any other info, I’d accept her statement that it was just an attempt at humor at face value Unless she seems different suddenly at home, or has an attitude or starts avoiding you or something.

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Bro, if that’s the worst thing your spouse ever says to you, you’re a blessed man. Being able to get past things is a big part of any relationship. TBH, if you’re truly not able to let it go (again, barring any other information about how she treats you), you might need to consider whether marriage is for you. Living with a partner with that kind of commitment takes a lot of work and a lot of flexibility. You gotta roll with the punches sometimes.

You seem genuine and sincere. I’m sorry that you’re hurting, and. I hope you feel better soon man. Best wishes, for real.

Dick_Justice,
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Agreed. Conservatives really struggle with creating comedy of anyj8 kind. Their humor tends to rely on creating a perspective based on entirely false, unrealistic scenarios that just feel hollow given anything more than cursory attention.

They try to be witty and biting about the crazy shit they come up with that doesn’t actually exist, like the war on Christmas (the only ones fighting the war are them), or the danger of trans people (who are statistically harmless compared to good ole’white Christian cis-men).

Good comedy is (usually) rooted in reality, referencing situations or scenarios that reflect the actual world around us, giving the consumer something they can relate to or at least understand. Comedy that’s not rooted in a little truth can be very hard to pull off, as evidenced by stand up comedy flops like Crowder and “satire” sites like the OP.

Dick_Justice,
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I always wonder if they must be just exhausted all the time from the faux outrage and constant gaslighting. What a way to go through life.

Dick_Justice,
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What a trash service. I literally don’t know anyone who wouldn’t be net happier in life if they just deleted Twitter.

Dick_Justice,
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I specified the people I know. The only time Twitter comes up in any context is when they’re pissed off about something they saw on Twitter. For me personally, there’s no “content” on Twitter that I can’t get somewhere else without the added helpings of toxic racism, homophobia, misinformation and bullying. I have no use for it.

Dick_Justice,
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I hear you, but It sounds like we’re nearly on the same page. Twitter is so full of useless garbage that I deleted my account, while you made an effort to completely curate your feed for a niche purpose, allowing only two kinds of content to get through.

Regardless, I don’t care to support Elon Musk’s efforts to turn the “internet town square” into a safe haven for wannabe nazis and homophobes. It’s becoming a playground for chuds and bullies, and now you can’t even block your abusers if you have them? No thank you, I’m full. I’d rather get my porn on Xhamster and my memes on Lemmy. I up voted you though because I appreciate the perspective and conversation.

Dick_Justice,
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The tomato sauce has lycopene (sp? ) in it, which is a hydrophobic molecule, making it very difficult to just wash off. You can take a stick of butter on rub it all over the inside of the container, then put a paper towel in and fill it about half the way with water. Then put the lid back on and shake the shit out it. You should get it pretty cleaned off that way.

Dick_Justice,
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Maybe stop charging twelve hundred dollars for a fucking phone.

Dick_Justice,
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YES!!! I miss my Motorola Hint and my HTC Surround! The Xperia play, the Lumia 1020 even. All phones look the same now and they all do the same things. All you really pay for these days is a little more speed and a few more pixels but they’re 4 times the cost.

Dick_Justice,
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Very true, plus I very much miss seeing manufacturers put their foot out there with hardware configurations. Naturally there were plenty of flop products like the LG Wing with it’s marginally useful T shape, but examples like the HTC Surround with extensible surround sound speakers was really cool. Today’s phone companies won’t even consider those kind of attempts at producing something different than a rectangular glass slab.

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Bah, the Play was an awesome phone. It just had shitty storage issues.

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