GraniteM

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GraniteM,

Into the Night by Benny Mardones wouldn’t necessarily sound so bad, but then you see the video and hooooooo boy it is not okay, not okay at all.

GraniteM,

That’s how I got into the majority of my relationships! I realized that I had like no game whatsoever and I just stopped trying, and weirdly enough that seemed to work okay.

GraniteM,

Say what you will about Hitler, he did kill Hitler.

But on the other hand, he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

GraniteM,

Stephen Biesty is the illustrator and he did a series of these. This one is Castle Cross-Sections, but they’re all fantastic. If you like this style of book, also check out David Macaulay’s books including Pyramid, Cathedral, and City.

GraniteM,

Book Bond is a much more textured and vulnerable character than movie Bond is generally allowed to be.

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“My name is—”

“Names is for tombstones, baby! Y’all take this honky out and waste him!”

Love it.

GraniteM,

**Dr. Venture:**Why are you naked?

**Brock Samson:**To prey on their fear, move like an animal, to feel the kill.

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There’s also a theory that the 5th circuit exists to make terrible rulings so that the Supreme Court can overturn it but do it in such a way that it still advances some horrible agenda.

Something along the lines of:

5th Circuit: You can totally post the ten commandments in schools, because hoorah Jesus!

Supreme Court: You can’t actually post the the ten commandments in all schools, just the private ones, oh and by the way it’s totally cool and legal to drain all the funding out of public schools and give it to private schools.

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You’re 5 foot nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and you have barely a speck of political ability. And you hung in there with the best presidential candidates, grifters, and Russian mobsters in the land for thirty years. And you’re gonna walk outta here with a summons from Arizona. In this life, you don’t have to prove nothin’ to nobody but yourself and maybe the district attorney for Maricopa County. And after what you’ve gone through, if you haven’t done that by now, it ain’t gonna never happen. Now go on back to Arizona.

GraniteM,

With as many problems as the Hobbit movie trilogy had, I can say one thing for sure: Martin Freeman was a perfect Bilbo. Him being constantly irritated that he wasn’t able to sit comfortably and have a meal, all the way from the Shire to the Battle of Five Armies, was flawless. Freeman was a very good John Watson in the BBC Sherlock, but if The Hobbit movies had been better then his Bilbo would have been up there with RDJ as Tony Stark and Patrick Stewart as Professor X as greatest casting decisions of all time.

GraniteM,

Plant a seed of Swiftthistle, trigger it, grab the food and get far enough away before the effect wears off.

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If my understanding of brightly-colored bugs is correct, then that mouth is ultra fucking poisonous to eat.

GraniteM, (edited )

I got a Zojirushi at the thrift store and I love it, but then I realized that the pot has a nonstick coating inside, and there doesn’t seem to be a replacement that doesn’t have nonstick. No more rice cooker for me. :(

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We got the under cabinet Un-skru kind, and it works like a dream.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8d498323-b98b-4994-b638-ccdda7008e68.jpeg

GraniteM,

Laser thermometer. It makes cooking things at really specific temperatures a lot easier.

Some long-handle sundae spoons. They’re incredibly useful for getting to the bottom of a deep jar or yogurt tub.

Collapsible screw-together travel chopsticks. They take up virtually no space, come with their own holder so they stay clean, and you’ve always got some nice chopsticks to eat with.

Blue painter’s tape. You can label anything (especially stuff that’s going into the freezer), and it’ll peel off again without leaving any residue.

Beaded reusable cable ties. It’s always nice to be able to tie up a power cord.

A nice headlamp. It’s really nice to be able to put on a headlamp and have your hands free when you’re doing stuff outside at night. Fair warning: you may fall down a nice flashlight rabbit hole.

GraniteM,

Man: Genie, I wish for you to fuck me half to death!

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