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HamonWry

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Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.

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I looked at the price of beef today. It’s enough to get a person cattle rustling.

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I was once young and stupid just like you.

But take heart. One day you’ll be old and stupid just like me.

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Whether a child’s first word is mommy or daddy their second word will inevitably be nooooooooo. And it’ll become their favorite word until they’re finished with their teens.

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On the dead bird site all of my tweets came with a ‘Whomp Whomp’ soundtrack until I could no longer afford the trombone player.

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If the grass is always greener on the other side don’t worry about it. Just enjoy having to mow yours less often.

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Dear Trump Lawyers

Your surprise witness, Robert Costello, blew it! What an epic, bonehead move panicking at the end of the trial and putting Costello on the stand. He sure made Cohen look good. But hey … keep that sh!t up. 👍🏻

Thx,
Hammy

#msnbc #trumptrial #robertcostello

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Dear Trump Lawyers

Your surprise witness, Robert Costello, blew it! What an epic bonehead move panicking at the end of the trial. Keep that sh!t up. 👍🏻

Thx,
Hammy

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Times have always been hard. We just have a new generation waking up to that fact.

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Fuck Fascism!

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The Lion, Angus King

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
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BREAKING: Trump accepts NRA endorsement.

In unrelated news, Trump is also taking credit for abortion bans as he talks about protecting life.

With more than 40,000 gun related deaths each year, the irony seems to be lost on Trump.

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Before trying to keep up with the Joneses consider this: The Joneses might be drowning in debt and they might only be one paycheck away from bankruptcy.

Do you really want to suffer the same fate as the Joneses?

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We’re Not Gonna Take It

Twisted Sister refused to take a bag of kittens from a fan.

#SecretMeaningsInSongs
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‘Welcome to the Jungle’ is about un-groomed vaginas.

#SecretMeaningsInSongs
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Justice Samuel Alito is an embarrassment to the Supreme Court and, frankly, to the country. He’s biased and corrupt. It’s time to expand the courts. #msnbc #alito #supremecourt

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So, after all the whining and attacks on the NY election interference trial judge by Trump did he actually go to Barron’s grad ceremony or did he just golf and head for his Minnesota rally?

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