HamonWry

HamonWry, 6 hours ago to random

Every time I take a selfie I end up with an unflattering pic of a tired old grey haired dude.

I must be doing something wrong.

HamonWry, 12 hours ago to random

I looked at the price of beef today. It’s enough to get a person cattle rustling.

HamonWry, 1 day ago to random

I was once young and stupid just like you.

But take heart. One day you’ll be old and stupid just like me.

HamonWry, 1 day ago to random

Whether a child’s first word is mommy or daddy their second word will inevitably be nooooooooo. And it’ll become their favorite word until they’re finished with their teens.

HamonWry, 1 day ago to random

On the dead bird site all of my tweets came with a ‘Whomp Whomp’ soundtrack until I could no longer afford the trombone player.

HamonWry, 2 days ago to random

If the grass is always greener on the other side don’t worry about it. Just enjoy having to mow yours less often.

HamonWry, 3 days ago to random

Dear Trump Lawyers

Your surprise witness, Robert Costello, blew it! What an epic, bonehead move panicking at the end of the trial and putting Costello on the stand. He sure made Cohen look good. But hey … keep that sh!t up. 👍🏻

Thx,
Hammy

#msnbc #trumptrial #robertcostello

HamonWry, 3 days ago to random

Dear Trump Lawyers

Your surprise witness, Robert Costello, blew it! What an epic bonehead move panicking at the end of the trial. Keep that sh!t up. 👍🏻

Thx,
Hammy

#msnbc #trumptrial #robertcostello

HamonWry, 4 days ago to random

Times have always been hard. We just have a new generation waking up to that fact.

HamonWry, 4 days ago to random

Fuck Fascism!

HamonWry, 4 days ago to HashtagGames

The Lion, Angus King

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

HamonWry, 4 days ago to random

BREAKING: Trump accepts NRA endorsement.

In unrelated news, Trump is also taking credit for abortion bans as he talks about protecting life.

With more than 40,000 gun related deaths each year, the irony seems to be lost on Trump.

HamonWry, 5 days ago to random

Before trying to keep up with the Joneses consider this: The Joneses might be drowning in debt and they might only be one paycheck away from bankruptcy.

Do you really want to suffer the same fate as the Joneses?

HamonWry, 5 days ago to HashtagGames

Gnu Jackman

#FediAFamousPerson #HashTagGames

HamonWry, 6 days ago to HashtagGames

We’re Not Gonna Take It

Twisted Sister refused to take a bag of kittens from a fan.

#SecretMeaningsInSongs
#HashTagGames

HamonWry, 6 days ago to HashtagGames

‘Welcome to the Jungle’ is about un-groomed vaginas.

#SecretMeaningsInSongs
#HashTagGames

HamonWry, 6 days ago to random

Justice Samuel Alito is an embarrassment to the Supreme Court and, frankly, to the country. He’s biased and corrupt. It’s time to expand the courts. #msnbc #alito #supremecourt

HamonWry, 6 days ago to random

So, after all the whining and attacks on the NY election interference trial judge by Trump did he actually go to Barron’s grad ceremony or did he just golf and head for his Minnesota rally?

HamonWry, 7 days ago to random

I’m happy that they’re holding two Presidential debates before the election.

The American people need and deserve to see the difference between an old, incoherent mumbler and President Joe Biden.

#msnbc #presidentialdebate

HamonWry, 8 days ago to random

So … if Trump is convicted, does that mean that he and Joe Biden will be debating at Rikers Island prison?

#trumptrial #msnbc #presidentialdebate

HamonWry, 8 days ago to random

If you’re wondering why nothing is getting done in Washington lately it’s because another clown car full of elected Republicans is going to NY to soothe Trump’s butthurt feelings because nobody else is in court with him. They’re also there to interfere with the rule of law on Trump’s behest.

Each of these elected members should be censured for their attempts to obstruct justice.

#electioninterference
#trumptrial
#msnbc
#obstructionofjustice

HamonWry, 9 days ago to random

Melania Trump not attending the NY election interference trial is telling.

Trump had Michael Cohen pay off Stormy Daniels so he wouldn’t lose the election; not because he gave a shit about Melania finding out.

If it were true that Trump was trying to protect Melania she’d be supporting her husband in the courtroom.

#electioninterference #michaelcohen #trumptrial

HamonWry, 9 days ago to random

Trump’s defence team is going after Michael Cohen for hating Trump.

Of course Cohen hates Trump. Trump’s hush money and election fraud scheme ruined Cohen’s life and landed him in prison. It also cost him his business and law license on top of putting his wife and kids through hell.

How could anyone expect Michael Cohen NOT to hate Trump.

#trumptrial #michaelcohen #electioninterference

HamonWry, 9 days ago to Clowns

Why are all of the Trump supporters wearing the same costumes like they’re a bunch of fan girls? #trumptrial #electioninterference #clowns

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