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MissingThePt, to random
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In Japan do they have haiku battles?

JadeZ,

@MissingThePt Yes but they call them poetry slams.

dgar, to HashtagGames
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An Odor Similar To That Of A Ghost Of A Young Adult.

JadeZ,

@dgar At No Time Shall Surrender Thee.

dgar, to random
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When does a joke
become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

JadeZ,

@dgar

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes full-groan.

Sheril, to science
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This puppy is fully vaccinated & finally ready to make friends! Thanks 🐾

JadeZ,

@Sheril May I know what breed s/he is? Cuteness overload! Seeing pictures of your puppy always brightens my day. 💕

ChrisPirillo, to random
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what the fuck is a a nurning annintant

JadeZ,

@ChrisPirillo I think they mean twenty-nix year old

MissingThePt, to random
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Do you think Jesus was annoyed his birthday fell on Christmas?

JadeZ,
grammargirl, to random
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I was feeling on the spot as a customer service rep asked me to spell my name after getting it wrong a few times, and I started coming up with the weirdest words. It started fine:

M as in Mary.

I as in ... ... ice?

G as in generous.
N as in Neanderthal.
O as in orangutang (since I was looking at that word earlier).

I wonder how often something like that happens. Maybe I've been playing too many word games.

JadeZ,

@grammargirl Happened to me recently. I was spelling something using the NATO alphabet and when I got to the letter R, I completely blanked out and blurted out R as in Rainbow. I could swear I heard a giggle on the other end of the line.

grammargirl, to random
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I did my version of touching grass this afternoon.

JadeZ,

@grammargirl If I have to describe this picture in one word: serenity.

grammargirl, to random
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I've been enjoying a Boggle-like game called Squardle. It gets harder as the week goes on. Today was a hard day, but I got them all. My only complaint is that I spend way too much time on it.

https://squaredle.com

JadeZ,

@grammargirl Okay, I’m really enjoying this game! Thanks for the suggestion.

Have you tried Blossom? It’s like Spelling Bee but you only need to come up with 12 words.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

grammargirl, to random
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What is the best kitchen gadget ever invented and why is it the salad spinner?

JadeZ,

@grammargirl The can opener because not all canned goods have pull-tab lids.

grammargirl, to random
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Over breakfast I complained to my husband about not having enough time to do all my work, and over lunch I tried to convince him to start a new project with me, and apparently I am making his eye twitch.

JadeZ,

@grammargirl Awww…sympathy stress…😅

grammargirl, to random
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I was all set to go on a bike ride for the first time in probably 4 years. Beautiful day. Tons of finding equipment, inflating tires, etc.

And the I took a bad fall in my driveway on the way out. In the mother f'ing g-- da** driveway!

So now instead of being on a lovely ride, I'm sitting here with ice on my hip, knee, and wrist (typing one handed).

The only good thing is that my helmet stayed on securely. I've always wondered if it would.

JadeZ,

@grammargirl Sorry to hear that. It must be really awful if the bad words start coming out.

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