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JesusSon,
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Alakazam you panties are now in my hand abracadabra your pussy I’ll grabba

JesusSon,
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This just in Russia has had missiles capable of reaching the US since the 1960s…

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He has to stand on a porch and stare off into the distance that day

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Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

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By golly, you do that just 21 more times and you are going to regret it, mister.

Pelosi Wants FBI to Investigate Pro-Palestine Protesters for Financial Ties to Russia (www.rollingstone.com)

Protesters disrupted Pelosi’s appearance in Seattle on Thursday to call for an end to Israel‘s assault on Palestine. Vocal demonstrators have also been appearing regularly at President Joe Biden’s events. Pelosi said that she would like the FBI to investigate whether Russia is financing these groups....

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And I want Nancy investigated for insider trading…unfortunately, that bag of dicks will probably get her wish before I get mine.

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Hopefully, he gets the full Mussolini treatment. They will have to find an Exxon station since Esso changed its name in the 70s.

JesusSon,
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So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?

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If Trump’s lawyers jerk Pecker around enough he might get tired and go soft on them in his testimony.

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“Watch this, imma fuck with Putin real quick.”

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You are thinking of Dan Patrick, he is the Lt. Governor making him the 2nd biggest cunt in Texas right behind Abbot but ahead of Paxton and Cruz. Though, one could argue that the biggest piece of shit stuck to the bottom of Texas’s shoe is Paxton I prefer to lump all 4 in the same bag of dicks.

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Further ruin? Fuck yeah, further ruin of Russian war materials, and oil and gas infrastructure.

JesusSon,
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Are pregnant women going to send them on vacations, pay for their summer homes, and give sweet jobs to their relatives? No? Then fuck them, go on and die. They should have been richer.

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Oh no another warning, I bet he is crying spray tan all over his my pillow tonight boy I tell ya.

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You should probably set an alarm if you have shit to do.

Iran launches drone attack against Israel as Biden rushes to White House (www.theguardian.com)

Iran said it launched dozens of drones and ballistic missiles towards Israel on Saturday in a major attack following days of acute tension building up in the region and warnings from the US and elsewhere about a wider conflict erupting....

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No, that shouldn’t start until the Summer of '25

JesusSon,
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Donkey Lady, Midget Mansion, and the Ghost Tracks are probably the big 3 ghost story urban legends here in San Antonio. There are a bunch though, Chinese graveyard, robber baron cave, Dancing Devil, Fang Baby, Woman Hollering Creek/La Llorona, just to name a few.

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Dropping tops and grabbing cocks man, everyone needs one of those ladies in their group.

JesusSon,
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I am pro slut bro no doubt, everyone loves the girl that whips em out.

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As the old folk used to say “Birds of a feather all shit down our backs together.”

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