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JesusSon

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JesusSon,
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If those dirty fucking workers had just worked harder they could have a Foo Fighters concert too.

JesusSon,
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He is going to raise a shit load of money, get ready because now he is a martyr to rally against the corrupt criminal Biden family and his overlord Barillary Obinton. I hope I am wrong but this timeline is clown shit so…

JesusSon,
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They should refer to him as convicted felon Donald Trump every time they use his name. Put it all in his face at every turn. Bring up old shit tie it all together and air it all but above all lean into the convicted felon part.

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This chuckle headed twat is the reason we have Trump.

JesusSon, (edited )
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“Fox News knowingly lies to its viewers to undermine the legal system in the hopes that people will vote for that criminal orange cunt.” FTFY

Edit: “Fox News knowingly lies to its viewers to undermine the legal system in the hopes that people will vote for that convicted felon orange cunt.”

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Come on now…everyone knows she counts the coconuts and eats the bananners.

JesusSon,
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I have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.

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Who are good little dogs? You are, you guys are good little doggies. I know 6 Supreme Court justices who are getting free vacations this summer!

JesusSon,
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  1. Use tactical nukes in Ukraine
  2. get sanctioned out of existence/bombed back to the Paleolithic era
  3. ???
  4. Profit
JesusSon,
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“ElectricTrombone Slams thehill.com over the overuse of slams.”

JesusSon,
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Alakazam you panties are now in my hand abracadabra your pussy I’ll grabba

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He has to stand on a porch and stare off into the distance that day

JesusSon,
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By golly, you do that just 21 more times and you are going to regret it, mister.

JesusSon,
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Hopefully, he gets the full Mussolini treatment. They will have to find an Exxon station since Esso changed its name in the 70s.

JesusSon,
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So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?

JesusSon,
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If Trump’s lawyers jerk Pecker around enough he might get tired and go soft on them in his testimony.

JesusSon,
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You are thinking of Dan Patrick, he is the Lt. Governor making him the 2nd biggest cunt in Texas right behind Abbot but ahead of Paxton and Cruz. Though, one could argue that the biggest piece of shit stuck to the bottom of Texas’s shoe is Paxton I prefer to lump all 4 in the same bag of dicks.

JesusSon,
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Are pregnant women going to send them on vacations, pay for their summer homes, and give sweet jobs to their relatives? No? Then fuck them, go on and die. They should have been richer.

JesusSon,
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Oh no another warning, I bet he is crying spray tan all over his my pillow tonight boy I tell ya.

JesusSon,
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You should probably set an alarm if you have shit to do.

JesusSon,
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Dropping tops and grabbing cocks man, everyone needs one of those ladies in their group.

JesusSon,
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As the old folk used to say “Birds of a feather all shit down our backs together.”

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