JonBaker

JonBaker, 6 days ago to random

Kinda fucked up I haven’t felt refreshed or recharged from a single weekend for like a decade

JonBaker, 8 days ago to random

I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match

endeavorance, 5 days ago to random

Accidentally asked DaVinci to generate captions in Dutch

JonBaker, 7 days ago to random

If you stop the song Billie Jean a little before the halfway point it becomes Billie Jort

JonBaker, 4 days ago to random

MARIO KART IDEA: Sonic The Hedgehog as a playable character, but it’s just Sonic with no kart. He’s just… running

Mechanically, he handles like a kart all the same, but it’s just him rolling around at the speed of sound

JonBaker, 12 days ago to random

GOOGLE 2004: Don’t be evil

GOOGLE 2024: Don’t be useful

JonBaker, 9 days ago to random

FUN FACT: I am just a handful of coping mechanisms stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a functioning adult

JonBaker, 9 days ago to random

On the plus side, Trump got all the holes punched on his felony rewards card so he can get a free misdemeanor on his next visit to the courthouse

JonBaker, 10 days ago to random

The forever struggle

JonBaker, 10 days ago to random

GOOGLE: spouting completely useless nonsense

WEB MD:

JonBaker, 11 days ago to random

A lone swordsman roaming the countryside mastering his fighting techniques and challenging dojos for their honor, but it’s just me going from Waffle House to Waffle House in like Florida

JonBaker, 11 days ago to random

FUN FACT: It’s technically not illegal to shout “SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S” at the Wendy’s drive through until the worker on the other end questions all their life decisions

JonBaker, 11 days ago to random

Fuck you Aptos you were NOT invited to this party get the FUCK out of my Microsoft Office

JonBaker, 11 days ago to random

I’m just waiting for Mr. Beast do an actual trolley problem video with real people, real trolleys and real carnage

JonBaker, 12 days ago to random

Actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor: Dr. Frankenstein

Frankenstein’s Monster was the nickname he gave his penis

JonBaker, 12 days ago to random

3 steps ahead of you, t-shirt

JonBaker, 12 days ago to random

The best part of traveling is all the fun new places I get to stare at my phone

JonBaker, 13 days ago to random

“Where do we go when we die?”

Fuck me, we gotta go somewhere after we die? Do we have plans? I was hoping to finally fucking rest why can’t I rest

JonBaker, 16 days ago to random

Feeling kinda Goofy might hyuck around and find out

JonBaker, 16 days ago to random

The average person actually has zero wolves inside them. Wolves Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted

JonBaker, 17 days ago to random

ME: Here’s the number

BOSS: I don’t like the number

ME: well, based on all info I’m seeing it’s the best number we got

BOSS: Isn’t it possible the number will be higher in the future?

ME: Sure, it’s also possible I get hit by a car

BOSS: How likely is that?

ME: Increasingly