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endeavorance, 5 days ago to random Accidentally asked DaVinci to generate captions in Dutch
Accidentally asked DaVinci to generate captions in Dutch
JonBaker, 4 days ago @endeavorance …but stuff still happened?
@endeavorance …but stuff still happened?
JonBaker, 7 days ago to random I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match
I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match
JonBaker, 7 days ago @ohmu Florence against the Rage
@ohmu Florence against the Rage
JonBaker, 5 days ago @64bithero It's machines all the way down
@64bithero It's machines all the way down
JonBaker, 8 days ago to random FUN FACT: I am just a handful of coping mechanisms stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a functioning adult
FUN FACT: I am just a handful of coping mechanisms stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a functioning adult
JonBaker, 8 days ago @ErosBlog might be!
@ErosBlog might be!
JonBaker, 10 days ago to random A lone swordsman roaming the countryside mastering his fighting techniques and challenging dojos for their honor, but it’s just me going from Waffle House to Waffle House in like Florida
A lone swordsman roaming the countryside mastering his fighting techniques and challenging dojos for their honor, but it’s just me going from Waffle House to Waffle House in like Florida
JonBaker, 10 days ago @Z This Summer, Jon Baker is “The Waffle Ronin”
@Z This Summer, Jon Baker is “The Waffle Ronin”
JonBaker, 19 days ago to random I didn’t know Boeing made roller coasters
I didn’t know Boeing made roller coasters
JonBaker, 19 days ago @LeslieBurns it will. Eventually.
@LeslieBurns it will. Eventually.
JonBaker, 24 days ago to random GENIE: You have 3 wishes ME: I want you to yeet Neptune out of the solar system GENIE: what ME: I don’t care where, just get it the fuck outta here GENIE: Ok but why ME: Gonna freak the fuck out of some scientists
GENIE: You have 3 wishes
ME: I want you to yeet Neptune out of the solar system
GENIE: what
ME: I don’t care where, just get it the fuck outta here
GENIE: Ok but why
ME: Gonna freak the fuck out of some scientists
JonBaker, 23 days ago @msbellows I’ll regret this enough for the both of us
@msbellows I’ll regret this enough for the both of us
JonBaker, 25 days ago to random You fucking look me in the eye and tell me Rocky Balboa isn’t a stand user
You fucking look me in the eye and tell me Rocky Balboa isn’t a stand user
JonBaker, 25 days ago @DavBot you know what I am on board with that
@DavBot you know what I am on board with that
JonBaker, 28 days ago to random Whole lotta trainfuckers ‘round these parts
Whole lotta trainfuckers ‘round these parts
JonBaker, 27 days ago @tantramar @geekysteven sounds like a challenge to me
@tantramar @geekysteven sounds like a challenge to me
JonBaker, 29 days ago to random Sure, fuck it, drug us at this point
Sure, fuck it, drug us at this point
JonBaker, 29 days ago @gershman it’s the new pizza party
@gershman it’s the new pizza party
JonBaker, 1 month ago to random FUN FACT: If you fuck in the back of an Amazon delivery truck any child you conceive is legally the property of Amazon
FUN FACT: If you fuck in the back of an Amazon delivery truck any child you conceive is legally the property of Amazon
JonBaker, 1 month ago I like to believe this is clearly a joke but given how we’re headed towards dystopia at Prime-shipping speed, I honestly don’t know anymore
I like to believe this is clearly a joke but given how we’re headed towards dystopia at Prime-shipping speed, I honestly don’t know anymore
JonBaker, 1 month ago to random I like to think if I ever meet someone super duper famous I’m going to pretend to recognize them from something really fucking weird/obscure Like if I ever meet Mark Hammill, that’s not Luke Skywalker (what’s a Star War?), but omg it’s Cock Knocker from Jay and Silent Bob
I like to think if I ever meet someone super duper famous I’m going to pretend to recognize them from something really fucking weird/obscure
Like if I ever meet Mark Hammill, that’s not Luke Skywalker (what’s a Star War?), but omg it’s Cock Knocker from Jay and Silent Bob
JonBaker, 1 month ago @bransonturner that’s so cool
@bransonturner that’s so cool
JonBaker, 1 month ago to random I come from a long line of mistakes
I come from a long line of mistakes
JonBaker, 1 month ago @Neat_hot the mistakes just keep getting bigger
@Neat_hot the mistakes just keep getting bigger
Mrfunkedude, 2 months ago to random I had a friend who told me that she was a vegan not because she loved animals, but because she HATED vegetables.
I had a friend who told me that she was a vegan not because she loved animals, but because she HATED vegetables.
JonBaker, 2 months ago @Mrfunkedude spite vegan
@Mrfunkedude spite vegan
JonBaker, 3 months ago to random So weird, these things tested really well in the focus groups except for one person The Sharif don’t like it
So weird, these things tested really well in the focus groups except for one person
The Sharif don’t like it
JonBaker, 3 months ago @quoll The Sharif: That “Not like this” scene from the Matrix
@quoll The Sharif:
That “Not like this” scene from the Matrix