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endeavorance, to random
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Accidentally asked DaVinci to generate captions in Dutch

JonBaker,
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@endeavorance …but stuff still happened?

JonBaker, to random
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I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match

JonBaker,
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@ohmu Florence against the Rage

JonBaker,
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@64bithero It's machines all the way down

JonBaker, to random
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FUN FACT: I am just a handful of coping mechanisms stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a functioning adult

JonBaker,
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@ErosBlog might be!

JonBaker, to random
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A lone swordsman roaming the countryside mastering his fighting techniques and challenging dojos for their honor, but it’s just me going from Waffle House to Waffle House in like Florida

JonBaker,
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@Z This Summer, Jon Baker is “The Waffle Ronin”

JonBaker, to random
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I didn’t know Boeing made roller coasters

JonBaker,
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@LeslieBurns it will. Eventually.

JonBaker, to random
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GENIE: You have 3 wishes

ME: I want you to yeet Neptune out of the solar system

GENIE: what

ME: I don’t care where, just get it the fuck outta here

GENIE: Ok but why

ME: Gonna freak the fuck out of some scientists

JonBaker,
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@msbellows I’ll regret this enough for the both of us

JonBaker, to random
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You fucking look me in the eye and tell me Rocky Balboa isn’t a stand user

JonBaker,
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@DavBot you know what I am on board with that

JonBaker, to random
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Whole lotta trainfuckers ‘round these parts

JonBaker,
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@tantramar @geekysteven sounds like a challenge to me

JonBaker, to random
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Sure, fuck it, drug us at this point

JonBaker,
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@gershman it’s the new pizza party

JonBaker, to random
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FUN FACT: If you fuck in the back of an Amazon delivery truck any child you conceive is legally the property of Amazon

JonBaker,
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I like to believe this is clearly a joke but given how we’re headed towards dystopia at Prime-shipping speed, I honestly don’t know anymore

JonBaker, to random
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I like to think if I ever meet someone super duper famous I’m going to pretend to recognize them from something really fucking weird/obscure

Like if I ever meet Mark Hammill, that’s not Luke Skywalker (what’s a Star War?), but omg it’s Cock Knocker from Jay and Silent Bob

JonBaker,
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@bransonturner that’s so cool

JonBaker, to random
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I come from a long line of mistakes

JonBaker,
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@Neat_hot the mistakes just keep getting bigger

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I had a friend who told me that she was a vegan not because she loved animals, but because she HATED vegetables.

JonBaker,
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@Mrfunkedude spite vegan

JonBaker, to random
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So weird, these things tested really well in the focus groups except for one person

The Sharif don’t like it

JonBaker,
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