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kcarruthers, to random
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Some folks in some places might want to download this to have it handy: John Spencer’s Mini-Manual for the Urban Defender

https://www.johnspenceronline.com/mini-manual-urbandefender

Jplonie,
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@kcarruthers mostly the north shore with labor’s attack on housing density.

Jplonie,
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@kcarruthers White collar warfare

decryption, to random
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  • Jplonie,
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    @decryption two cheeseburgers

    jonoabroad, to random
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    may I not so politely suggest if you run a b2b SaaS that has a user forum YOU ANSWER THE QUESTIONS IN A TIMELY FASHION

    Jplonie,
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    @jonoabroad cutest thing I’ve heard today.

    jpm, to random
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    Does anyone need a 600W CO2 laser? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003320013079.html

    Jplonie,
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    @jpm want and need are different.

    MattHatton, to random
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    Our local council has published their submission to the draft EIS for Western Sydney International Airport.

    Amongst their recommendations is one that the new airport have the same curfew as Kingsford Smith.

    Although, how they've worded it means you could* interpret it a different way.

    Which I did. In the comments.

    My comment: Recommendation 9. I am absolutely here for Kingsford Smith's curfew being altered to match the proposed one for WSI. Great recommendation. (Spoiler: The draft proposal indicates WSI will not have a curfew. Not having a curfew is still, technically, a "curfew regime". Just saying.)

    Jplonie,
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    @MattHatton @decryption sounds like how representation is supposed to work.

    Quinnypig, to random
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    This RHEL pricing update on AWS means it's a great time to reflect upon how wild per-core OS licensing is in 2024, and whether another Linux distribution might not only save you money, but also simplify things considerably.

    https://aws.amazon.com/partners/redhat/rhel-pricing/

    Jplonie,
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    @Quinnypig “Q. What are the options to cost optimize my RHEL spend?”

    Move distributions.

    Jplonie,
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    @jhulten @Quinnypig yeah but then IBM would have to be pci-dss to take the payments. Easier to use aws as the payment gateway.

    oysta, to random
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    I bought a pile of Ubiquiti stuff for the new house before we moved in, but the previous owner left all his Ubiquiti stuff, RIP

    Jplonie,
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    @jpm @oysta I believe that’s called an ubiquitous

    Jplonie, to random
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    Vendor performing system review, opening meeting to describe the process.

    Me “so at the end can you tell me what happens to all my data you have collected during the review”

    Vendor “it all goes into a folder, I’d have to ask the security team what happens to it”

    Me “I can tell you want happens. It sits in the folder until the Russians take it, and the first I hear about it is when they email me a bitcoin address”

    Vendor <crickets>

    Vendor manager <scribbles notes furiously>

    Viss, to random
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    this is some serious better call saul level asshattery

    Jplonie,
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    @Viss I assume every vendor which provides software which could be misused like this is secretly kicking into the solarwinds go fund me to avoid any precedents being set.

    kcarruthers, to random
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    It’s time for Big Ben and Tiny Tim!

    video/mp4

    Jplonie,
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    @kcarruthers codependent relationship that one.

    decryption, to random
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  • Jplonie,
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    @jpm @decryption they knew even back then it was dns’s fault.

    Jplonie, to random
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    Ding dong Clark’s school shoes are dead.

    Jplonie,
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    @jpm they have closed the physical stores. The retailers stocking them like athletes foot are pushing the alpha brand so hard, it’s like commissions must be astronomical.

    Jplonie, to random
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    Was at a party with a bunch of Microsoft people yesterday. Oh boy is the AI cool aid strong with these guys.

    Viss, to random
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    but he wont take them seriously until he is featured in a multi-clone lemon party tribute video in 4k, will he

    Jplonie,
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    @jpm @Viss that’s the worst measurement system yet.

    bastardsheep, to random
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    Melbournians are trying to export their shit to Sydney. NSW Police stop them in their tracks. https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/neo-nazis-confronted-by-sydney-police-banned-from-australia-day-events-20240126-p5f0bw.html

    Jplonie,
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    @bastardsheep which is weird. Like does that nsw cops aren’t as bad ?

    Jplonie,
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    @jpm @bastardsheep and the qld ones are bent?

    jpm, to random
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    Jplonie,
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    @jpm until the kids drives into the house and tries to climb the stairs in it.

    c0t0d0s0, to random German

    Some interesting news about support of Solaris 11.4 - https://www.c0t0d0s0.org/solaris/2024/01/25/solaris2037.html

    Jplonie,
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    @c0t0d0s0 @jpm wonder if not supporting 2038 is intentional

    Jplonie,
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    @jpm @c0t0d0s0 after which it’s the last of us.

    Jplonie,
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    @jpm @c0t0d0s0 booking long service leave for the 6month before so I don’t have to fix the shit before hand.

    Viss, to random
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    wow this is .. not what i expected.
    i wonder what happened behind the scenes here

    Jplonie,
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    @Viss crime doesn’t pay?

    Jplonie,
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    @Viss but but Adam West Batman kept telling me as a kid. You mean I could have had a profitable life of crime. Damn. Is it too late for a do over.

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