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Justas

@Justas@sh.itjust.works

Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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InternetIsScary, to asklemmy French
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What is something you can’t live without, technology wise that saves you time?

I have to say it’s my virtual assistant I’ve made. It saves me a lot of time with making reminders and such alarms for meetings or interviews, music etc.

@asklemmy

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A battery voltage tester was pretty cheap and I was surprised by how often I use it.

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This line of reasoning is inspired by a theory in international relations called “realism”, with Mearsheimer, Mordhaus, etc. as their core theorists.

It states that the world is divided by superpowers, fighting for power constantly, with all other countries being mere poker chips for them to divide amongst themselves. What countries or people in them want is largely irrelevant.

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“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.”

Tom Lehrer

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At least camrys were good cars.

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Most people who are addicted to drinks like Monster do so because of vitamin B12 defficiency, the drink is their main source of it.

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Some of those people are vegan.

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www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8780606/

The relative prevalence and average amounts of the top ingredients were as follows: caffeine (100%; 174.4 ± 81.1 mg), vitamin B6 (72%; 366.9 ± 648.1 percent daily value (%DV)), vitamin B3 (67%; 121.44 ± 69.9% DV), vitamin B12 (67%; 5244.5 ± 10,474.6% DV), vitamin B5 (37.3%; 113.6 ± 76.6% DV), and taurine (37.3%; amounts undisclosed). Conclusions: Our findings suggest a high prevalence of caffeine and B-vitamins in these energy products, with many of the formulations containing well above the recommended daily value of B-vitamins.

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This is what happens when you alienate your old clientele and fail to befriend a new one.

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According to Hbomberguy, plagiarizing videos of other YouTubers.

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Too bad that they shut it down, it would have been fun to ask it some “it’s not a sin, it’s just weird” questions.

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You forgot cruise control.

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Yes, I hope that at least some manufacturers will create analog cars in the future.

Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote (www.engadget.com)

[Xitter] just announced a smart TV app for streaming video. Or, more accurately, that it claims it’s building one, with absolutely no launch date mentioned. The appropriately-named [Xitter] TV wants to be “your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.”

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Ah, yes , the XTV, just like porn, but the one getting fucked is you!

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Last monday it snowed here and the snow stayed for two days. Today it was 23 degrees Celsius.

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*faxed

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Garrison some mobiks inside to make it go faster

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Lithuania instead built its own liquefied natural gas terminal, named “independence”, which allowed it to break from its dependence on Russian gas.

Independence is not the name of the terminal, it’s the name of the ship used to transport gas. The terminal is called “Klaipėda Liquefied Gas Terminal”

They also do not highlight the difference between Vytautas Landsbergis (the grandfather) and Gabrielius Landsbergis (the grandson). They are an important political family with a large group of people who openly dislike them for destroying the Soviet Union, botched collective farms and constant fearmongering about Russian aggression.

Discussion about what effects that family had on the country are one of the best ways to start a fight in Lithuania, but they were still right about Russia.

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Ah, yes, Redmond theme.

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“Russian special military operation in Ukraine is an anti-imperialist project.”

“US military aid to Ukraine is an imperialist act.”

Statements made by the utterly deranged.

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Chinese government fears radical communists because some of them might start thinking that modern China is not communist enough and cause trouble.

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Russian propaganda literally says that “Russia has no borders”

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The only thing I remember from Sputnik news is an article discussing how Baltic countries will be divided into people’s republics and “International Economic Polygons”.

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There’s a rumour, that I’m straight and cis and with a heavy heart, I have to inform you that it is correct.

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I’m not even sure if the term “working class” is applicable to a country that isn’t industrialized.

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