MagicPterodactyl

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MagicPterodactyl,

I kinda like how gross it is. More things should strive to look gross.

MagicPterodactyl,

Yeah this shit joke has been around since at least the 90s

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The most shocking part of this is Florida not being last.

MagicPterodactyl,

“Then why did the democrats not impeach him based on the Mueller Report?”

They did. Where have you been.

MagicPterodactyl,

By that logic isn’t beard hair also pubic hair?

MagicPterodactyl,

Plus he had racist pile of shit Johntron on his show fairly recently.

MagicPterodactyl,

Thats interesting. My lastfm and Spotify wrapped are basically identical. Every top song and artist are in the same order.

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I think it’s fun when it’s close family and friends, and very annoying when it’s someone I see every third year at the out of state family reunion. I only met you 4 times aunt Jeannette, I’m not gonna spend 40 minutes trying to help set up your phone’s finger print scanner with your wrinkly ass digits.

MagicPterodactyl,

I think their original meme was inaccurate but not bad. The way they captioned it was the real issue but even that could read like a joke. But then the way they responded in the comments made it clear that this was not a joke.

MagicPterodactyl,

Lmfao at this person going nuts over seemingly nothing. Hopefully they can find a manager to speak to.

MagicPterodactyl,

I meant your comments. Unless it’s an elaborate joke, which would be very funny.

MagicPterodactyl,

The Corolla is by far the most fun to drive car on this list

MagicPterodactyl,

I have a bunch of bitter melon growing in my yard as a weed. I didn’t even know people ate it

MagicPterodactyl,

Very interesting. It seems the bitter melon that grows wild here in the south east USA is an invasive variety. It seems that it is also technically edible but generally considered a bit shit compared to the larger fruit you all get.

At least the birds seem to like it. I’ll have to try the real thing some day.

MagicPterodactyl, (edited )

I’m a bi guy in my late 20s. In my experience telling a woman you are bi is an excellent way to find out who she is. Most women my age think it’s cool or even hot, then a small few show that they are homophobic pieces of shit. Either way you get a quick answer on if they are worth pursuing.

Now if you are in an older generation or in an extremely conservative area your luck may not be as good as mine. But it’s worth remembering that if you can fuck dudes if you have trouble with women, which is also very fun.

How the gun industry targets kids using TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and video games (www.motherjones.com)

Highlights: The promotional tactics that gun manufacturers and sellers use with social media, video games, and other entertainment are the focus of a new report from Sandy Hook Promise, the gun-violence prevention group led by parents of children killed in the elementary school massacre 11 years ago in Newtown, Connecticut. The...

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Every once in a while I’ll flip through a few YouTube shorts and every time I eventually get frustrated by how much gun content I’m served. I’ve never willingly clicked on a YouTube video about guns but Google seems to think that is all I want to see. Most of what I watch is about old computers, engineering and gardening.

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Opals are soft as hell. Not really a diamond replacement.

MagicPterodactyl,

This dude is really into ball sucking huh

MagicPterodactyl,

Can’t blame him for that. Shit feels incredible

MagicPterodactyl,

From the outside it seems to me that NFTs were mostly bought by millennials with disposable income for the first time in their 30s.

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