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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create for food.

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Mrfunkedude, to random
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When I was 11 I used to make money at the corner liqueur store that had two video games. Ms. Pacman, and Galaga.

One day while playing Galaga, I lost a game, and in my frustration drove my knee into the change box.

A credit appeared. Shocked, I tried again, and I got another credit for a free game.

My friends saw me do this, and tried it themselves, but no one but me could hit it just right.

So I started selling 2 games for the price of one.

I had so much candy and soda that summer.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Well I was going to go take a nap this morning to make up for the hour of sleep I lost, but seeing as a moving truck has pulled up behind my bedroom window, I don't think the nap is going to happen any time soon.

That sucks.

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy /grumbles/ stupid spelling..

Mrfunkedude, to random
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lets keep in mind the unspoken suffering of those around us.

No one is free from suffering. We all have our own internal struggles that more often then not, manifest in our lives.

If someone annoys you today, take a moment to remember that the spear in the others eye, is the spear in your own. We all at one time or another act out through our suffering, and more often then not, we end up regretting it.

Be a little more empathic today.
Be for others, what you wish they were, for you.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Childish Gambino and Andre 3000 need to make an album together.

Do it.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Omg all of you were so loud posting this morning that YOU WOKE ME UP!

I never get to sleep in!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Excuse me, but I prefer my rage to be artisanal and not manufactured.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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"Big Foot Little Foot" is the new "Hey ya".

monkeyborg, to random
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The Man Booger Prize

Mrfunkedude,
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@monkeyborg sounds like the title of a South Park episode.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Which animal would you be the most afraid of if it gained thumbs?

Mrfunkedude,
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@farah That's just straight up evil. No one would ever go to Australia.

Mrfunkedude,
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@GayDeceiver THE HORROR!!!

Day one: Gain thumbs
Day two: Learn to work a can opener
Day three: World domination.

Mrfunkedude,
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@SailorDisco ok... but where would the thumbs go???

Mrfunkedude,
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@windhorse WHY ARE YOU TEMPTING ME TO USE A.I.?!?

Mrfunkedude,
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@jprestonian @windhorse I just wanted to thank you all for my nightmares tonight.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I think that the one thing people forget when it comes to the chat app wars is that you need to actually have friends or a job to use them.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I turn 55 (😭) this Monday, meaning that this is now my BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!!!

So I expect all of you to double your efforts on cat and dog pics as well as fart jokes. (some of you have been slacking in that department.)

Let's go!

Mrfunkedude,
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@4d3fect Fart JOKES. Slacking on the fart JOKES.

Don't be a stinker.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Ninja School...

Teacher: "I didn't see you in class today."

Student: "Thank you sir."

18+ MexicanYenta, to random
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I’m torn between napping and shopping.

Mrfunkedude,
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@MexicanYenta easy. Shop where they sell beds and if anyone asks, you're just testing the merch.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Is Absurdism right for you?

Mrfunkedude,
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@ivrezul dont be absurd.

Wait... no! DOH!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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May you all wake up with renewed hope and a patient heart.

Goodnight.

Mrfunkedude,
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@_ I’m sorry that you’re struggling so much. I hope that you have or that you can create the opportunity to center yourself at least once a day. I know that it can be difficult, but just 10 minutes can give you that little extra oomph that you might need to get through your day.

Was I a therapist in a previous life? Nope. What you see before you is the culmination of a lifetimes worth of failures and my attempt to learn by them and pass on the warnings to others.

Mrfunkedude,
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@_ Thank you. 🙏🏻

Mrfunkedude, to gaming
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Anyone out there have an extra invite to play the Alpha of the new Marvel game, "Rivals" that they can DM me?

C'mon. Pretty please? I know SOMEONE on the Fedi must have on. Throw the old Funkster a bone would you?

ThankYouVeryMuch.

Please boost.

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You let me down Fedi. 😭

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