No_Eponym

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

I-can’t-help-my-feelings-I’ll-go-out-of-my-mind

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2ljKhjYZGnEAAAAd/weezer-hash-pipe.gif

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

rizz

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ddede25e-a694-46ae-995f-609cae4432b3.png

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

How… That is amazing for 93. How is he so cogent?!

No_Eponym, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

Out of the sea

Wish I could be

Part of your world

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xOqPQTU9RagAAAAd/ariel-princess-ariel.gif

No_Eponym, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

Just when you think you’re in control

Just when you think you’ve got a hold

Just when you get on a roll…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/D6oB-2d5_TUAAAAC/here-it-goes-again-ok-go.gif

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Babba Podooshka

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

I got you friend.

a picture of a cat dancing

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Dreams are important for your brain to do it’s brain shit. Integrate memories, work out subconscious things, deal with the what-the-fiyling-fuckishness of being an ape that has an over-developed cognitive realm. Lack of REM makes your mind angry, and can literally kill you. How do you think hijacking such an important process which has evolved over millennia to do menial office work will go? Let’s ask taste receptors and high-fructose corn syrup…

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Is in Quebec.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Raccoons really are the crackheads Floridaman of the animal kingdom.

FTFY

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

We’ll all fly away together… one last time… into the forever and beautiful sky.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder ocean water.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Try harder! More stuff in the oceans! Do your part!

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

back in the 70’s

So, plastics maybe phased out by 2078 then?

No_Eponym, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

I was curious, so I did the (lazy) math.

1 USD is going for about 90 Rubles currently.

Assuming a Ruble is roughly the size of a USD…

A $1M USD stack made of 100 x $10,000, or 10 x 10 stacks measures 12" across x 13" front to back x approx. 5" tall. That is 780 cubic feet or a bit more than 22 cubic meters.

At $464 USD, assuming 90 Ruples per USD and that Rubles are roughly the same dimension as a USD (464 x 90 x 780 or 22) we get 32,572,800 cubic feet or 918,720 cubic meters.

Cargo ship size is usually measured in twenty-foot equivalent units (TEUs), based on the volume of a 20-foot-long (6.1 m) intermodal container. The internal volume of one of these containers is 1,172 cubic feet or 33.2 cubic meters.

Assuming a standard container size, it would take 28,710 TEUs to move the entire Trump bond via ship. The maximum TEU of the largest container ship listed on Wikipedia is 24,232, leaving Trump 4478 TEUs, 5,248,216 cubic feet or 143,296 cubic meters, and $72M short.

TL;DR: Even with the biggest boatload of Rubles, Trump would still come up short on the bond.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Bake 'em away toys! Amazing what misunderstanding ’ vs " can do.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

All work and no play…

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

I mean, history does show this too.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

So many spiders have fallen prey to the cats kept by humans, the great oppressors of spiders. And yet, instead of rising up against this oppression, some spiders have internalized the image of the oppressor, adopted the guidelines of the oppressor, and now seek to build the spider-frog equivalent of a “Catio.”

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Might even say that the first comment upped the ante.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Best https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/68e7285b-a636-4449-8bda-8ea6883eb549.png

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

And thus, the Earth will become sparkling or dry, the opposite of flat. It will also still be round, because English is weird.

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Et moi, Bombardier?

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

Where the rum is maybe?

No_Eponym, 2 months ago

This joke is gonna lead to some grace misunderstandings.