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Stoned_Deva_

@Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady
#ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

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Skepticat, to random
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@Stoned_Deva_
Lizzy,
Are you safe? 🤍
~Deb

Stoned_Deva_,
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@Skepticat @stevecantsmell
@bkm

I'm ok. Still without power. I went out and found a place that was actually opened. Long lines to get in but I was able to get ice so my food doesn't spoil. Also stocked up on essentials (chips, avocados and wine lol).

Thanks for checking on me y'all. 🤍

I think it'll be a while until things get back to normal around here. It's like a war zone out there. Saw at least 15 huge hundred year old trees down, some on top of power lines.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Raining balls here, lost power, under a tornado watch...

The news: "Take cover!"

*Me going out to rescue my plants

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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My therapist said I need a hobby that gets me out of the house. So, next week's session will be at her office.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Big day tomorrow... can't sleep.

Can't sleep... gonna fuck up big day tomorrow. Classic conundrum

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Sorry I raised the bar so high for all your other kids.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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I'd be lost without people on Nextdoor posting about local anomalies like, "Anyone noticing an increase of fruit flies/gnats in the house?"

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@Skepticat yes! Now that I'd like to know 😂

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Sorry I missed your call. I actually heard it ring, picked up my phone to answer but then saw it was you

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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This is one of the most beautiful and heart wrenching songs ever written.

Me and My (To bury your parents) by Andre 3000

Stoned_Deva_,
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@BlackAzizAnansi 😭 thanks for sharing

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Stoned_Deva_,
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@BlackenedGreen that jerk just ate the bear who's been protecting me!

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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“Just checking on you.”

Translation: Still don't want a relationship, but don't forget I'm DTF

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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I’m not sure why my friends & family think I’m in charge of the calendar, but I’ll be apologizing for it anyway, because today is my birthday, it’s Teacher’s Appreciation Week, & Mother’s Day is Sunday.

Stoned_Deva_,
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@Saltssaltgirl omg, sorry I missed this. Happy Belated Birthday! 🥳

Also, hope you feel highly appreciated on the teacher and mom front this week. 🫶🤍

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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How I'd like to respond: I hope this email thumps you in the nads for sending me this bullshit on a Friday afternoon.

My actual response: Thanks for reaching out. I'd be happy to assist.

DemocracySpot, (edited ) to music
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🎧 Mood.

"Linger"
(1993)

🎬 Melodie McDaniel (!) directed the video and snapped Dolores O'Riordan's portrait on set.

▶️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

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msquebanh, to nature
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Stoned_Deva_,
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@msquebanh beautiful 😍

Stoned_Deva_,
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@msquebanh that's heartbreaking. You're a good friend for helping them to heal. 🤍

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Just found this old photo of me and a friend back in the day. We went to probably a hundred dead shows in that van

Stoned_Deva_,
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@BlackenedGreen
Omg! 😍

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Starting the countdown :StarWarsEmpire:

Stoned_Deva_,
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@the_etrain oh shit! Time to break out the lightsabers!

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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You're apolitical... how convenient. Well, I'm aswiping left.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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The older I get, the more impossible it is to open anything that's childproof. And though I may've sprained my thumbs in the process, these gummies were worth it.

Stoned_Deva_, to animals
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Guard kitty on duty

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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My daughter's friend shared this in their group chat with "Let's Get Arrested!" I'm terrified that my kid will be shot with a rubber bullet, and then I'll suddenly become a cop killer.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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My score

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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I have an interview today. Send good juju.

Stoned_Deva_,
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Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Will taking a long lunch to shop for plants cure my depression? Maybe not, but it's worth a try.

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My happy place

Joshua's Native Plants

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