I don’t think Satan wants to take this guy in hell, along with Kissinger. He’s probably afraid that they’ll cause mutiny amongst the demons and take away his powers.
Instead of many hyper-local stores packed with things that may or may not eventually be sold, only things that have been purchased are shipped and transported
Yeah but Amazon mixes up its inventory so cheap copies are right next to genuine stuff.
Lois for sure pegs Supes. As she should. He lives a life where he’s the strongest person in the room, no matter where he goes. He always has to be the big strong man with the weight and responsibility of the world on his shoulders. So, he likely has developed certain kinks as a result. A man with all that power and responsibility would almost certainly be submissive in bed as an escape mechanism. Hell, he probably has bondage gear laced with trace amounts of kryptonite or a red solar lamp so he can really feel it. Superman likes to get pegged, and I’m fucking here for it
Oh no you’re right. It’s not an acceptable defence when it’s war crimes. Otherwise it’s totally a-ok. Betting sites and apps ask you to target patients under medication who are far more susceptible to gambling? Not your fault. Big G asks you to turn internet into adridden dystopia? Not your fault.
Developer of Reddit is Fun just released an app for Tildes. (tildes.net)
‘No one wants to be right about this’: climate scientists’ horror and exasperation as global predictions play out (www.theguardian.com)
US State Department orders departure of non-emergency personnel from Haiti (www.cnn.com)
The US State Department on Thursday ordered the departure of non-emergency personnel from Haiti as the security situation in the country deteriorates.
PlEaSe CeNtEr ThAt DiV (lemmy.world)
FOUR whole parking spots (i.imgur.com)
False Claims that Heatwave is Bogus Spread Online (www.bbc.com)
False claims suggesting that the BBC has been misreporting temperatures in southern Europe have been spreading on social media....
The Onion takes the shot and hits hard. (i.redd.it)
Sync for Lemmy Google Play Link (play.google.com)
This month is the planet's hottest on record by far – and hottest in around 120,000 years, scientists say | CNN (edition.cnn.com)
I feel bad for every woman this person's been with... (lemmy.world)
Houston-area teacher fired for attending drag show at downtown bar (www.chron.com)
The 19-year veteran teacher was let go based on social media posts on her personal account from a drag performance at Houston's Hamburger Mary's.
WTF??? (sh.itjust.works)
They have such a dangerous job .. (feddit.nl)
Interview recorder (lemmy.world)
Abortions surge in Colorado amid 500% increase in patients from Texas (coloradosun.com)
You got them city-boys and then you have that one corn-fed country boy who walks through doorways sideways. (feddit.ch)
EU opens Microsoft antitrust investigation into Teams bundling (www.theverge.com)
Mitch McConnell faces resign calls over freeze: "Cognitive malfunction" (www.newsweek.com)
Internet in 2023 be like (lemmy.world)
Barbie (sopuli.xyz)
Birthright citizenship is fundamental to “who we are as a nation.” So why do Republicans attack it? (www.motherjones.com)
Google engineers want to make ad-blocking (near) impossible (stackdiary.com)