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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
I hear the femur jungle gym is popular.

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https://www.axios.com/2024/05/05/israel-us-ammunition-shipment-hold

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
"The incident raised serious concerns inside the Israeli government and sent officials scrambling to understand why the shipment was held, Israeli officials said."
Wait, I think I know this one...

12thRITS, to random
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Both sides! As a goobernor, this woman makes an excellent Ice Queen.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS

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@edwilk @TidalFlats @Biff52

weather is happening!

weather station readout showing 11.4 mm of rain thus far today with a rain rate of 8.1 mm/hr at the bottom, the display says “It’s raining cats and dogs”

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @edwilk @Biff52
Yikes!
It's raining here too, no Cats and Dogs though.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @edwilk @Biff52
Recharge those reservoirs!

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie

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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

I feel that "Potrzebie" is the System of Weights and Measures we need in these dark times.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

"Although writer Koch intended the game to be completely unplayable, some colleges attempted to form teams and play the game."

This is the can-do spirit that makes America great.

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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Outstanding. Was anyone suspended for Sportsmanlike Conduct?

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
I've seen a lot of road, been and done many things:some great, some fun, some weird and frankly stupid. Never had fun mounting tires, even with those machines.

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@12thRITS @AlterNewt @glasspusher @Biff52 @edwilk
Hand stripping the remaining latex floor paint off the 10' X 25' poured concrete breezeway slab and prep sanding it for epoxy with one of these:

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
I see your horrible GM car and raise you this

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Worst car ever. Hands down.

TidalFlats,
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@ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Impressive

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@thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Yes, now I know better.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
We wait until you're gone

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@12thRITS @edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
Those early Fords sure were funny looking.

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@edwilk @12thRITS @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
I knew we could count on you

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52
OK, so I was headed up the Parkway in Jane's mom's old '75 Chevy wagon, for the night sampling shift at the nuke plant when it caught fire right before the Barnegat toll plaza.
Engine sputtering, car jerking with black smoke coming out of the grill, I pulled up to the guy in the Change lane. On fire. "Hey I'm on fire here" I think I said. He made me pay the toll. While on fire. I did and a Statey came and put it out.

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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52
Car was a goner, of course, so towed off to the junkyard it went.
Luckily I found a '69 Chevy II for $100. Great car- straight 6, 3 on the tree, 300,000 Miles. Burned gas oil and antifreeze but never quit.
I bet it's still pulling a trailer in a farmer's field somewhere.

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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52
Pulls up to Change lane being chewed on by a carload of flesh eating space lizards
"That will be 25¢ Sir."

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Oppenheimer is Godzilla's Dad.

I don't make the rules, don't get mad at me.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
Turns out he had thousands of nieces too

TidalFlats, to Reptiles
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Lizard days are here again
As summer evenings grow

TidalFlats,
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More Lizard Action
#Chesapeake #reptiles #Lizard #BroadHeadedSkink #DrLizardo #LizardPeople

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat
I AM THE LIZARD KING
I can do anything

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat
That's how you get beautiful bronze lizard skin.

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