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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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edwilk, to random
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FYI

If you have a box filled with rice to keep kitchen knifes in, it may become infested with maggots.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
Maggots with knives are bad enough. Maggots on acid with knives - too terrible to contemplate.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
"Popular Maniacs"

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
Busy day.

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm
" But sir, it's only Whaffer- sided thin!"
https://social.treehouse.systems/@Elizafox/112336186814750081

keithmorrisnm, to random
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NOOOO!!!!!

https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/04/24/chicago-rat-hole-removed-by-city/

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
YOU BASTARDS

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Where are the rats going to get their drugs and pocket change now?

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @tayfonay
It would be irresponsible not to speculate

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Ketchup is stored in the balls

GottaLaff, to random
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Whoever would have guessed?🤦🏻‍♀️

Conservative justices appear skeptical federal law requires emergency care

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/04/24/supreme-court-arguments-abortions-emergency-emtala/

TidalFlats,
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@GottaLaff
I listened to some of the arguments this morning and I have to say that U.S. Solicitor General Elizabeth B. Prelogar is sharper, better versed in the law and a a far more effective presenter than all of the RW Justices put together.

glasspusher, to random
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I just typed this into work slack this morning, so I know my day's off to a good start:

“what could possibly go wrhog”

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher
Laugh now, but when 30-60 wrhogs run through your yard it'll be a different story.

12thRITS, to random
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Apparently in 's trial, there is an "overflow room," where would-be spectators sit and watch the proceedings, presumably on teevee. So why can't we do the same?

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @12thRITS
We're they able to record the farts?

AlterNewt, to random
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Sign along Oak Grove Dr, about 100 yards from the main entrance to JPL.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
Space Deer on bikes?

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
We're Space Deer on Bikes
Mom & Dad live at JPL
We'll eat your hedge and you'll see if we don't
Space Deer on Bikes

edwilk, to random
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Oh good.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/talking-security-camera-shoots-teargas?ICID=ref_fark

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
It's a good thing no one's ever going to hack into this.

edwilk, to random
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via John Ismay
The New York Times.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @thepoliticalcat
The list! You saved the List, you packrat you.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @thepoliticalcat
Take the win, you devil

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good morning Mastodonians! Spectacular skies tried to make up for a distressing lack of interesting waterfowl to bother this morning near the Bay.

Photo of a partly sunny morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a shelf of grey-white cloud, sky blue and peeking out from breaks in the overcast. Marsh is greening up for spring. Creek water is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, looking out in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl
Photo of a partly sunny morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a shelf of grey-white cloud, sky blue and peeking out from breaks in the overcast. Marsh is greening up for spring. Creek water is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl
Photo of a partly sunny morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a shelf of grey-white cloud, sky blue and peeking out from breaks in the overcast. Marsh is greening up for spring. Creek water is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds.

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So given that @GottaLaff's made it into the top 10 hashtag trends yesterday (as part of countless insightful discussions involving ) ...

... I can't help wondering what other might be out there.

Any ideas?

Please don't suggest your favorites or boost this query during his criminal this week. That might upset him.

(Courtroom sketch: Jane Rosenberg)

@DemocracyMattersALot

@uspolitics

@law

@humour

, via a courtroom sketch from Jane Rosenberg

TidalFlats,
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@YusufToropov @GottaLaff @DemocracyMattersALot @uspolitics @law @humour
Der Fartenführer

https://www.neatorama.com/2014/03/24/Der-Fartenfhrer-The-Story-of-Hitlers-Health/

edwilk, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
This I have to see

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @edwilk
Well, theyre actually pretty good. After you smack them around a bit they stop dancing.

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @edwilk
William Burroughs

"Dancing Lunch"

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @edwilk
Can't we have both?

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @edwilk
Dancing shrimp and singing rice.
Life is a Cabaret

aaron.rupar, to random

lol wut

TidalFlats,
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@aaron.rupar
Graham is such a remora.

keithmorrisnm, to random
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https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/04/20/gay-furry-hackers-infiltrate-far-right-transphobic-media-outlet/

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Oh, the nuke lab cat girl demanding hackers. Cool.

"The data also includes information about the show’s top hosts: Kirk, Bannon and also Ted Nugent."

Ted Nugent? Still lying to us about being dead or in jail, I see.

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