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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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TidalFlats, to Reptiles
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Lizard days are here again
As summer evenings grow

TidalFlats,
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More Lizard Action

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat
I AM THE LIZARD KING
I can do anything

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat
That's how you get beautiful bronze lizard skin.

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! A fine, cooler and windier day near the Bay. Excellent weather to indulge in some quality Goose-Bothering action.

Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a thin wispy cirrus cloud layer. Sky is deep blue behind, peeking out through the gaps. Marsh is greening up fast for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky, sun and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl
Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a thin wispy cirrus cloud layer. Sky is deep blue behind, peeking out through the gaps. Marsh is greening up fast for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky, sun and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk , thrilled to finally be able to indulge in some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a thin wispy cirrus cloud layer. Sky is deep blue behind, peeking out through the gaps. Marsh is greening up fast for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky, sun and clouds.

TidalFlats, to baltimore
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Long read but well worthwhile.

https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/local-news/key-bridge-cleanup-corp-of-engineers-VXWASKR7IZEB3C5NHPDGAIFIUU/

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! A beautiful beginning of May Day near the Bay, yay!

Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left. A low grey shelf of cloud bisects the sky to the right. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
Happy May Day!

12thRITS, to random
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A lot of liberals don't realize it, but the President has one of these in a closet off the Oval Office, and he uses it to control gasoline prices.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS
During the Bush II to Obama administration transition, the staff had to recover it from Cheney's SCIF in the Naval Observatory. No one's allowed to talk about what he was doing to it in there.

AlterNewt, to random
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It's after midnight in the UK, so...

ED BALLS

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @thepoliticalcat
Happy Ed Balls Day, to those who celebrate!

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @thepoliticalcat
The celebrations are getting more elaborate each year

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @thepoliticalcat
Sad. The memes would have been incendiary.

keithmorrisnm, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Wait, do the interns rotate or do the interns rotate the animals?

It's important.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm
Frame dragging? Just how massive are these animals?

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm
If an infinite number of interns tries to rotate an animal of infinite mass...

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher
"Dear Mr. Lovett:
I am not a crank..."

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm
I have to say I appreciate the beauty of this even while my Biologist brain is hissing and backing away .

AlterNewt, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
You never can tell just who is going to hook up.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @tayfonay @AlterNewt "Speciation is for insects."
-Robert Heinlein

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @tayfonay @AlterNewt
True love respects no maritime boundaries

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @tayfonay
"I keep telling people she's OK with this, but..."

w7voa, to random
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The South Dakota governor, who is a Trump VP aspirant, admits in her forthcoming book to shooting her puppy and goats. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/26/trump-kristi-noem-shot-dog-and-goat-book

TidalFlats,
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@w7voa
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Well, it's April 2024 and I feel it's time for me to admit to an unbroken 34 year long streak of a Politically Correct Gun Dog training method of not making any of my dogs pay for my personal failures by shooting them in the head.

edwilk, to random
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FYI

If you have a box filled with rice to keep kitchen knifes in, it may become infested with maggots.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @12thRITS @glasspusher @edwilk
It is gratifying to see a group of people who actually want to work these days.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm
He's right. Don't rush into a relationship just because someone's unboxed and in the same room.

TidalFlats,
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@Okanogen @edwilk
Are you sure it was rice?

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