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apophis

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they/them, PNW, xennial, not white
formerly @apophis

assume my reply is a yes-and unless it's obviously not

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eris, to random
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antisemitic christians finding out jesus was a jew

apophis,
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@eris @arcana the antisemitic christians i've met are very well aware of all this stuff and use it to support their claim that they are now the real chosen people of god and anything jewish-looking they have now is therefore actually more authentic than actual jewish stuff

the ultimate cultural appropriation

18+ puppygirlhornypost, to random
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@apophis the marlboro man? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlboro_Man literally the entire "cowboys vs indigenous" thing?

RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/8d0e291e-f0fd-427a-a59c-fd000c31ec7a

apophis,
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@puppygirlhornypost the folks who eschewed honorifics and social stratification, and were persecuted by the puritans? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers#Migration_to_North_America

apophis,
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@puppygirlhornypost "more like Public Universal Foe amirite"

but in seriousness they definitely seem to be one of the more chill denominations

astrid, to random
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so you're telling me that some guy named Greg wanted to know when easter was and as a result subjected us to this godforsaken awful calendar

apophis,
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@bluecaller @astrid calendars 🤝 government 🤝 sausages

astrid, to random
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asmodeus goes hard as a name ngl

apophis,
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@ajlanes @astrid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theological_demons should be enough for most people's home setups

(might need to supplement from the d&d monster manual or something though)

astrid, to random
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perish would be a really cute name for a girl

apophis,
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@astrid citizenkane-clap.mng

astrid, to random
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im a reply girl, in a reply world

apophis,
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@astrid
gripes semantic, so unromantic
you can make me care, k-vetching everywhere
extrapolation, such mansplanation

astrid, to random
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yadministrative yassistant

apophis,
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@eris @astrid haryassment

apophis, to random
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> old laptop
> win10
> dying
> install antix
> configure everything the way i like it
> open some shit
> it feels more powerful than my daily driver

apophis,
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@gay_ornithischians https://antixlinux.com/download/

astrid, to random
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i feel like at work, i don't use Fancy Features or Cool Abstractions in my code because i'm afraid people will think that it's too Fancy or Overkill

apophis,
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@astrid every attempt to try to solve a problem in a better, more efficient way guarantees i'll be insulted and belittled by at least one other lawyer at some point

i do it anyway because fuck 'em, they're the ones who made it a problem in the first place

astrid, to random
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free software? no no no, you are mistaken. i said that i would be giving you bee software 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

apophis,
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@astrid dang and here i was just praising how well this fresh Ant-IX install is running 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

18+ astrid, to random
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if he died for all of our sins that means we get to sin around as much as we want because we got the free sin pass

apophis,
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@astrid people have been making that comment since at least paul's time tbh https://biblehub.com/bsb/romans/6.htm

astrid, to random
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fiber coptic cables

apophis,
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@astrid shitposting

astrid, to random
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do girls ever just go around and look at themselves and be like, "peggable"

apophis,
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@astrid most of the time i've seen this it's about meat dicks but pretty much yeah

dangerdyke, to random
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oh no we’re becoming a prequels apologist aren’t we

apophis,
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@astrid @dangerdyke when i first saw ep3 in theatres i thought that was actually what had happened

(and people in the story were actively trying to gloss over it for obvious PR reasons)

gavi, to random

i learned from that last post that there is apparently ceremonial maces in the UK and im sorry but i truly cannot take that seriously. if i was at a public event of some kind and i saw someone carry out a fancy ass mace id find it difficult not to start laughing so hard

apophis,
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@astrid @gavi omg those look like shitty things you get at the mall for less than what the steel is worth

it's like someone worked to break every principle of what a good-looking sword should look like :menheraSob:

yassie_j, to random
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UI designers, are these real lol

I'm pretty sure nobody calls them chocolate or candy box buttons, right...??

But I've never seen most of these in the wild

Are these even the real names

apophis,
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@astrid @yassie_j @sneexy the only valid hamburger menu

astrid, to random
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causing an awawawa amplification storm by awawawaing at a bunch of dolls and pointing them at each other

apophis,
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@astrid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM bringing back the classics

astrid, to random
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type of person who's a weeaboo but only about the food and nothing else

apophis,
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@astrid tempted to get back onto mycrowd not because of some folks on octodon and hellsite but for the full set of sushi emoji

astrid, to random
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literally 1984

apophis,
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@astrid death to america

18+ astrid, to random
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you've met ipynb, now get ready for cream pie nb

apophis,
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@astrid eepy nb

laptopkitten, to random
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Broke: Fedi has no clickbait because it's not motivated by capitalist obsession with profit

Woke: Gestures at CWs

apophis,
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@astrid @laptopkitten no one will ever read this text

ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, (edited ) to random

When I was a zookeeper, I was always experiencing a euphoric awe when an animal did something really animal-ish, like when the wolves would howl when I approached them in the morning. It was the basis of my cognitive dissonance. Anyway, I get that same feeling from companion animals, too! Specifically when dogs are REALLY sniffing something or trying hard to communicate with me, and with cats I feel that way when they have a flehmen response or when they do acrobatics through the air during play. 🥰

apophis,
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@ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs like when an ant taps the ground with its antennae to find something, or shifts whatever it's carrying while trying to find purchase while climbing a surface (like in that cat food vid @futurebird posted earlier)...

dangerdyke, to random
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woozy face but with the mouth shaped like the wayland logo

apophis,
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@dangerdyke

coolboymew, to random
apophis,
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@coolboymew or fired a monsterfucker

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