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Friend, if that’s all it takes, I got news for you…

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My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I’m awake until 2AM. There’s a place for night owls and society needs us.

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The trouble is that they feel entitled to attention and get offended when they don’t receive it.

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This should probably have been marked NSFW…

The coordination network toolkit: a framework for detecting and analysing coordinated behaviour on social media (link.springer.com)

The authors introduce and evaluate an open-source software package and methodological framework for detecting and analysing coordinated behaviour on social media, namely the Coordination Network Toolkit, utilising weighted, directed multigraphs to capture intricate coordination dynamics....

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My first thought while reading this post was “emoji analysis”

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Am I a Man by Chris Fleming

It alerted me to the idea that I don’t have to want or achieve masculine goals or presentation and that I don’t even have to call myself a man. It cracked my egg pretty hard.

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Maybe sudo apt upgrade package-name

I hardly ever have to upgrade just one package. Otherwise, you’ll need an updated .deb package and use dpkg

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A hacker these days would know better than to introduce computers into their system.

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If I let my circadian rhythm take over, I’d sleep until noon and be up until 4am

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That’s bullshit. F13-F36 should be reserved for user macros and remain unused by default in user applications.

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I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

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My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.

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On mobile, I’ve found that switching tabs before switching away from the FF activity mitigates this. Not sure if it’s FF, the website, or Android messing it up, really.

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Sad day. Guess I’ll have to make my own.

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A common trope in my history is, “Why do they get it and I don’t?”

Lots of envy regarding feminine folk.

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This is a weapon of mass destruction. It’s too cute; I have perished from it.

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We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home

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That makes me wonder what personal expression would look like. Clothing might have been developed completely differently if certain garments were made to fit more body types.

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