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beefbot, (edited )

As a follow up, if the price point were a bit higher (much higher? idk), what would the options be like for this request? edit: also thx for the current answer 🙏

beefbot,

Sorry to pile on but since we’re already splitting hairs: it’s the phrasing that pushes it over into xenophobia. A better way might be for example “the CEO is shady. A Belorussian, [name] is…”. But combined in the same noun phrase - “a shady X” - puts it past whatever fine line we’re debating

beefbot,

Only two accounts even!

beefbot,

Friends said they had really old original ones, that they at some point consolidated w the newer ones, rendering the whole mass of them old or big enough to qualify. Didn’t even have to apply, just they got notified it was done

beefbot,

Well not since they fired Judith Miller for lying about the Iraq war

beefbot,

Found the turd in the punch bowl, everyone

beefbot,

Hey Pop-pop, when yall’s priests stop FUCKING LITTLE KIDS AND LYING ABOUT IT you can get back to me on that, k dawg? NO ONE BELIEVES YOU ANYMORE

beefbot,

Exactly! 😂 “which January, the year where they first found out about them?”

beefbot,

Yeah but why do WE always have to move far away. Expensive, tons of bother , and news flash, we’re not all super geniuses, some of us are just fry cooks. Queer janitors deserve freedom from the shitstains of humanity too

beefbot,

I’m really, really glad you ran away & survived to tell the tale. On your worst days, you remember that you took care of yourself like that, yeah?💪✌️🫶

beefbot,

Any app that depends on you forgetting about privacy is bound to make everything else shine so bright you forget that flaw

beefbot,

Bruce Schneier: “Don’t use Telegram.”

beefbot,

I’d missed this one so I’m thrilled to see it now, thank you! (claps quietly from the dungeon)

beefbot,

Rewatching Battlestar Galactica right now and this one is just in meme 🕣

beefbot,

“Because some dipshits will buy anything to be better than others, and also some people have just fucktons more money than they probably should “ - there, saved you a click

beefbot,

“What does any man with power want?”, asks the Oracle in The Matrix. “More power.”

beefbot,

All the rights, none of those responsibilities

beefbot,

Your “opinion” lacks evidence or experience to back it up. You just have bias.

beefbot,

That’s just me reposting a comment of yours. sounded just as shitty when you said it too

beefbot,

Oh look a one day old account gets eveeeryone all riled up. Looks like St. Petersburg allocated some money to expand out of Facebook and Reddit 🫠😬

beefbot,

You’re probably just arguing with a St. Petersburg low-level chaos monkey. (Who’s probably just been replaced with an AI by now)

But go ahead, get that dopamine! You’re WRONG!! someone else is RIGHT!

beefbot,

Exactly. Two things can be simultaneously true. Yes, scientific merit, AND also at this point in history we know very well that if the research can be made profitable and the developed tech is bad, then RUN HUMAN RUN.

It’s insulting to call our sane response “doomer”

beefbot,

Here I’ll give you a quick&dirty summary based on my own decades of experience: Shit ain’t worth it. I don’t even have to watch it. Theres always, ALWAYS a better imterweb meme about to happen if you just avoid clicking on this one ✌️👍

beefbot,

Aw, I’m sorry no one wants to fuck you

beefbot,

I know, I’m all writing a bad sci fi premise over here. Probably shouldn’t contribute to whatever they are building

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