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biscuit_tornado

@biscuit_tornado@beige.party

old. exvangelical. isolated antifascist in occupied territory.

avatar: opus the penguin from bloom county peering dubiously in from the left of frame with narrowed eyes

header: crop of a k.c. green comic panel, of a speech bubble that reads "jesus christ how horrifying"

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biscuit_tornado, to random
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I thought y'all could appreciate this photo of a huge squirrel that I took last year

biscuit_tornado, to random
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I'll bet you baby yoda could beat the shit out of baby jesus

biscuit_tornado, to random
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I'm ok with quote toots not being a thing, because quote tweets always had the air of "look at this fucking guy and now I'm gonna tell you why they're wrong"

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the earnest young man in the suit at the doctor's office today inexplicably chose me to talk with about crypto and seemed crestfallen when I said I would rather scramble my forebrain with a rusty nail than continue the interaction

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"You have some cavities and you're going to need fillings, pretty quickly."

great, so when can you get me in

"We have an opening in August!"

it's april currently

"..."

do you need me to look up what "quickly" means for you because that is not it

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    @Eamon1916

    times are tough and locals probably don't have the funds to commit to the bit any longer unfortunately

    biscuit_tornado, to random
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    the medication I am on to keep my legs from moving around at night gives me vivid dreams where I am often in fights, in which my first instinct is evidently to kick, effectively defeating the purpose of the medication. partyin' hard with pharmacology!!

    biscuit_tornado, to random
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    it's friday night and we're lookin' up scooby-doo's family tree, the party don't stop

    biscuit_tornado, to random
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    dangerous how close "vote" is to "vore" when you're a) writing a post encouraging ppl to vote and b) typing on a phone quickly with less than helpful autocorrect tendencies

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    @MariaTheMartian I remembered this specific panel of opus last month when I'd had it with the world in general and found it (thanks internet archive!) and had to use it

    biscuit_tornado, to random
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    duck duck go hasn't been helpful with offering valid answers for "how do I evade police pursuit with a fucked-up knee" outside of vidja game tips

    biscuit_tornado, to random
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    here is the church
    where intolerance lingers
    so let me present
    my two middle fingers

    biscuit_tornado, to random
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    I use the phrase "hoosier pride" exclusively ironically because the state keeps giving me so many opportunities to be deeply ashamed

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