biscuit_tornado

@biscuit_tornado@beige.party

old. exvangelical. isolated antifascist in occupied territory.

avatar: opus the penguin from bloom county peering dubiously in from the left of frame with narrowed eyes

header: crop of a k.c. green comic panel, of a speech bubble that reads "jesus christ how horrifying"

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biscuit_tornado, to random

sometimes the curiosity really digs in its teeth and I have to wonder things like "what happens if you air fried shepherd's pie"

biscuit_tornado,

@crashglasshouses what happens if you put it in a toaster oven?

biscuit_tornado,

@crashglasshouses so you don't know either?

biscuit_tornado,

@crashglasshouses "what do you think" can be read simply as dismissive sarcasm and not a conclusive answer, the latter of which would be a good way to show up that idiot who doesn't know how an oven works

biscuit_tornado, to random

gonna start my own instance someday and make everyone take DC universe heroes real names so the fediverse will collectively think they're hallucinating when they see batman and the flash talking about current events

biscuit_tornado, to random

polite inquiry about specific needs I have to help these people do a thing

"Can you ask our manager?"

spend 15 minutes explaining long story of how we got to this point, send to manager

"Can you help [biscuit_tornado] with his request?" sent back immediately from manager, to me and the person I originally contacted

biscuit_tornado,

I honestly couldn't give a shit if this gets done or not, and in fact if not, it's easier for me. what I object to is the goddamn detective work and runaround when I could be doing detective work and getting the runaround on different things because I work in hell

biscuit_tornado, to random

why is it every task I volunteer for turns out to be a set of nesting dolls made of excrement

biscuit_tornado, to random

my favorite part of the new testament was when jesus and the apostles leapt into the air and formed a giant robot to fight an oversized possessed pig

biscuit_tornado, to random

if the house is a-rockin' you have severe foundation issues and they will be very costly to remediate

biscuit_tornado, to random

hymns should just drop the bullshit and have titles like "let's oppress the unbelievers" and "hooray I can't wait to be dead"

biscuit_tornado, to random

I'm fresh out of optimistic advice; all I've got is some pocket lint and some cats

biscuit_tornado, to random

kind of disheartening that major health organizations and governments are responding to year three of the pandemic with the "la la la la I can't hear you" technique

biscuit_tornado,

when Gibson wrote about "consensual hallucination," I do not think that the systemic denial of fascism, climate change and an ongoing mutating illness is what he meant

biscuit_tornado, to random

not to brag but my exgf claimed to have made out with the spin doctors guy once, and I laughed for about an hour

biscuit_tornado, to random

if I tooted about the stuff that kept me up at night, maybe you'd be up late too and we could talk about Abba instead

biscuit_tornado, to random

the youtube app will tell me the second someone I have never heard of posts a video but I get stream announcements from subscription channels three hours late, surely skynet is just around the corner

biscuit_tornado, to random

don't mind me, just killing time until the "let's get serious" pills kick in

biscuit_tornado, to random

watching an engineer ask another engineer "did you try this? you did? OK, let me try it" and idly waiting for the same outcome to surprise him and no one else involved

biscuit_tornado, to random

love when "mental health resources" come up in a meeting, as though I wouldn't get shitcanned in a second if I was open about my actual mental health with my employer

biscuit_tornado, to random

if they outlaw tiktok how am I going to know what new and horrible things other white people are doing with food and flat surfaces

the_etrain, to random
@the_etrain@beige.party avatar

NGL. I'm not feeling quote post becoming a feature. I see myself getting real sick of it real fast.

biscuit_tornado,

@the_etrain I had reservations about it and still kind of do, but I learned that there are communities that used it on twitter differently than how I always saw it used, and their experience with mastodon was/is negatively impacted by the lack of the feature

biscuit_tornado,

@the_etrain I'm not sure what the answer is, tbh. I respect your perspective, because it's a radical change to the ways in which something you post can be interacted with and it adds ambiguity to the interaction

biscuit_tornado, to random

Dear [biscuit_tornado],

It's me, a senator from another state. I need money again. For me, not for bolstering the failing Democratic presence in your state; the idea that you might have thought differently is laughable. I'm laughing all the way to the next dinner party where I'll be seated next to and will have polite conversation with Lindsey Graham. Anyway, send money, you fucking hick.

Warm regards,
Not even your senator

...I think the DNC's fundraising strategy could use some retooling

biscuit_tornado, to random

it's spring and both the flowers and road construction sites are a-bloomin'

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