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biscuit_tornado, to random
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sometimes a time vortex will open and I'll find myself explaining to my 14yo self how things are going currently in easy to understand terms, like "oh I found out about the latest mass shooting from an alert on my portable hand computer" and he just bursts into terrified tears

biscuit_tornado,
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14YO ME: but good things still happen right?

ME: um. there was a pixies reunion I guess

GrimmReality, to random
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The CDC says that it is not in love, so don't forget it, it's just a silly phase it's going through.

biscuit_tornado,
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@GrimmReality 10ccDC

biscuit_tornado, to random
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ramona quimby and anastasia krupnik should have started a riot grrrl band and put out an ep called "newbery metal"

biscuit_tornado,
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today marks the 14th anniversary of the time I tweeted that joke. let's have a round of applause for 34yo me

biscuit_tornado,
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@donni mine too! I loved those books as a kid and I thought one day "that would have been a kickass band"

biscuit_tornado, to random
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I think if your mom dies at a hospital the least the hospital can do is give you a shirt that says "my mom died at [hospital] and all I got was this crappy shirt and all her medical bills"

biscuit_tornado,
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@the_etrain thank you, friend ❤️

RickiTarr, to random
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Would it really be so bad to be a Borg?

biscuit_tornado,
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@RickiTarr most corporations function very similarly to the borg, I think, but the verbiage is far different. assimilation is "orientation." the hive mind is "our happy family of employees"

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all I guess I should start getting my questions from Quora!

biscuit_tornado,
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@RickiTarr

  1. your questions are way better than this.

  2. that's not a baby, that's joel osteen in a bonnet

RickiTarr, to random
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Name a movie or TV series where none of the characters are actually good people. Explain why you think that.

biscuit_tornado,
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@RickiTarr Succession comes to mind. I didn't watch the final season, so there may be some insane redemptive arc I missed, but I kind of doubt it. Which I think was the point -- everyone within proximity of that kind of wealth and power ultimately loses the spark of humanity in favor of self-interest, apparently

RickiTarr, to random
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New Year has always been accompanied by complex feelings for me. Time has always felt like it was moving too fast, even as a child, and New Year is a stark reminder that another year has come and gone.

A lot of people use this moment to think about how they'd like to change, New Year, New You, but inevitably we are still ourselves. In the end though, I'm the worst person of all, an Optimist. I really believe that things can and do get better, and in the case, of New Year, New You, maybe the old you is pretty good already, and you just did the best you could last year, and you're gonna do your best this year too.

Our time is short, weird, wonderful, heartbreaking, and fascinating. I'm here for it, and I'm incredibly lucky to have this group of people to chat with, empathize with, and learn from. I'm ringing in the New Year with gratitude.

Anyway, as usual that was verbose, but please, tell me your thoughts on the New Year, Anything you want to talk about is fine!

biscuit_tornado,
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@RickiTarr I'd like to say I'm an optimist, but I'm really a pessimist trying to force myself to see the bright side of things. I'm hopeful for this year, though. Fingers crossed, knocking on wood, etc.

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biscuit_tornado,
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@theropologist @RickiTarr @LaurenIpsum if you're not careful this is going to be another alf/cherry juice situation eventually

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm having Christmas with my husband's family who are Conservative and very anti-vax.

Today my brother-in-law said, "I don't like the Progressives, but they've made our town really nice."

Y'all I almost spit my drink out!

biscuit_tornado,
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@RickiTarr this post made it to tumblr and reminded me to come and see what's going on over here tonight

biscuit_tornado,
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@xinicit @RickiTarr no, just a screenshot, but whoa nelly are we ever not ready for a federated tumblrverse

biscuit_tornado,
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You must pick one: drink a Panera Charged Lemonade OR eat something based on a viral TikTok food hack recipe.

biscuit_tornado,
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@StefanThinks I drank one of those lemonades, and it didn't really do much.

disclaimer: my caffeine intake is already pretty unholy and it doesn't seem to affect me like it does normal people

RickiTarr, to random
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What's your favorite wedding song?

https://youtu.be/nd-_UwzSSvQ?si=bcvtTR3SZ5I_KNUC

biscuit_tornado,
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@RickiTarr the electric slide is inescapable out this way, but I'd hesitate to call it my favorite

at my cousin's wedding, they had karaoke and one of the bridesmaids made an attempt at the divinyls' "I touch myself" that was ill-conceived and -delivered and it still haunts me

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