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bobmagicii

@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP.
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syntaxseed, (edited ) to fallout
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Watched the premier episode of and not only ran ads before the show but interrupted the show 3-4 times to play unskippable ads. 😡

Ads before were bad enough, but this is absolutely jarring & bullshit for a service I pay for.

Can't even seem to find any info about an ad-free tier for Canadian subscribers.

Really makes the "oh, it's streaming on Prime" discovery into a disappointment than good news.

bobmagicii,
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@ramsey @syntaxseed this wouldn't be so bad if tv shows were still made to have adbreaks. but often times they will just cut it in the middle of a conversation because the timer said so.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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"butch and suni, we'd like to confirm that you have both tablets configured for airplane mode" 1354 cst

bobmagicii, (edited )
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"you will need to hang onto those undergarments for the mission back. they are the only set you got."

'copy that we have to hang on to these. thanks. i think.' 1357 cst

cspray, to random
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Me: Ok, brain, I need you to concentrate on "A" today.

My brain: B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B

Me: ....

My brain: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

bobmagicii,
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@cspray BBBBBB...

psst. hey. C.

mcc, to random
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I have just been informed that Plex has a bug where if you upload to your Plex server an album either credited to "Various Artists" or containing a mix of artists on each track, it will list that album in the UI as being by "KONAMI". This is apparently a known issue.

bobmagicii,
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@andrewfeeney @ramsey @mcc

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bobmagicii, to random
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rewatching the mandalorian, given the reaction it had, i am impressed they didn't delete the scene where the speeder bike guy punches baby yoda.

bobmagicii, to random
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4 of the 5 thusters were restored, they are at a 10m hold for the next 10ish minutes before their docking window opens up for lighting. https://www.youtube.com/live/E1uVzfQG_Yo

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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it is sad because acmephp used to be so good but i am extremely displeased with how they've "run" it since zerossl got it. i mean their website still doesn't even tell you it has a 2.0 and they stopped publishing phars forever ago.

so i shall retool for acme.sh. and honestly i think i can strip all "ssl support" out of my framework now because its fully autonomous.

https://github.com/netherphp/atlantis/commit/b3d7bf639476138e918d923417b537c906f7836e

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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https://github.com/acmesh-official this is my favourite ssl client now. it even supports the api of most dns which gets around all the issues about intranets and wildcards.

pissed off letsencrypt with fail attempts before finding out i had to enable api access per-domain in porkbun, but hey.

bobmagicii, to random
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i... had completely forgotten.. that at one point i wanted to build a blog network and built this massive system so you could use your own domain on my platform. then i remembered i cant be arsed to deal with content moderation.

bobmagicii,
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another massive feature i built that will never be used lmao

bobmagicii, to random
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when i first jumped ship to mariadb it was because i didn't have time to learn the new user system in mysql 8. but then i found out maria didn't yet have json query support. seems like it works now though.

maria claims json is just an alias for longtext so i personally doubt if this will be performant at a scale i would like. questions remain, such as, should i fulltext index it?

think mysql has done more optimization for this type of stupid, maybe its time to go back.

heiglandreas, to random
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@bobmagicii It does tell you 😉

"It is required that your key files are not accessible by other users."

chmod 0600

bobmagicii, (edited )
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@heiglandreas every time i read that bloody text it takes 3 times before it accepts it because it never likes my first 2 chmods. (also thanks)

syntaxseed, to wordpress
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I have an query that is ordering by post_date. But the date for this particular set of posts is identical.

So it's giving me them in different orders if I run the same query a few times. Which is messing up pagination.

What the heck?

bobmagicii,
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@Aaron @syntaxseed yeah was gonna suggest ORDER BY post_date, id just to solidify that.

SenseException, to random German
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I had to read an XML book because of that hype, but no one was able to tell me for what I was learning XML. I asked so many questions about what use cases they thought about but got no answer. A few years later I used XML standards for API's and data sharing.
https://tech.lgbt/@lettosprey/112551320638344920

bobmagicii,
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@SenseException same but a few years later i went to json and never looked back.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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the surprising part of microsoft recall is not that corporate has done this. its that 8gb of onboard npu ram... (nram?) is enough to do all that crap as frequently as it is. i can barely get any ai work done on my 6gb of vram. yet alone every 4 seconds.

bobmagicii, to random
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code without types is brainrot double so when its python.

bobmagicii, to random
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apple added a watch face with a few pride themes that can gasp actually be used to tell the time too. what a novel idea. the old stripes without hour ticks was so bloody useless.

also since it does not "look like a flag" your personal safety in the confederate states goes up a few points.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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had to put off my dallasphp plans as i tried to stay alive for a month and a half for a doctors appointment, for my insurance to start this month,

doctor office calls me today (the day before) ""you must change your primary provider and we cant see you until thats done"" so now i have to wait another month, cuz the insurance company said "ok, jul 1st then"

basically bcbs just got a free month of insurance payment i cant use.

davidbisset, to maps
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Why I 🧡 the web:

Someone made a customizable "shadow map": Every mountain, building and tree shadow mapped for any date and time.

https://shademap.app

bobmagicii,
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@davidbisset i wasn't expecting it to work on a per-building level thats awesome.

tjdraper, to random
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I actually quite dislike the physical titanium card. It hasn’t held up well, it’s difficult to pick up because it has no flex, it falls out of my wallet very easily because it’s slicker and has a lot more weight. It is not a good physical product.

I do like Apple Card as a service. And I use Apple Pay whenever possible. But not everyone takes it yet.
https://mastodon.social/@danielpunkass/112532036185887748

bobmagicii,
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@tjdraper im still butthurt over how apple spent an hour presentation talking about how it was going to help people get financially healthy, and then they refused to give me one to help me get financially healthy. been living off debit card pretty much my entire life.

afilina, to random
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As a colleague of mine said, developers who first sharpen their axe deliver much more and of higher quality. Sharpening the axe could be: getting the right tools, cleaning and testing the code, learning better code design, etc.

bobmagicii,
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@afilina something something too sharp chips very easily when suddenly thrown in corporate.

which i feel like is exactly what happened to me.

bobmagicii, to random
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it was silly for me to expect clicking "more info" to contain more info, rather than the same info in a different format. like a changelog maybe idk.

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bobmagicii, to random
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man that guy sure is bitching a lot for someone convicted of 34 felonies and not being forced to be in jail until sentencing like i would be had i been a convicted felon today.

bobmagicii, to random
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swear i own more than 1 pair of pants, but at any given moment, i can only locate one. and sometimes its not even the pair i just took off.

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