chrispackham

chrispackham, 1 day ago to random

What’s the name of that one strip tease song? Y’know, the one that gets old men wearing Knights of Omar fezzes going

chrispackham, 1 day ago to random

Who wins in a fight, wood elf Obama or fire mage Charles

Conflagrant portrait of King Charles

chrispackham, 2 days ago to Dogs

I once had a dead flat rat in my mouth

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs

A large hound puppy lying
A large hound puppy lying

chrispackham, 3 days ago to random

Feet are 3D printers for making toenails

chrispackham, 7 days ago to random

"She was a bitch, actually"

chrispackham, 9 days ago to random

"You have to get up early on your day off and go to a boring service" — literally the whole sales pitch of religion

chrispackham, 10 days ago to random

The megalopolis just looks like a normalopolis

https://youtu.be/ZZL3U1j3K1c

chrispackham, 13 days ago to random

Whenever Star Trek crews meet nice aliens, you can start the timer on the reveal that they sacrifice kids to appease the gods

chrispackham, 14 days ago to random

The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that the Republicans support their voters when they stage protests and Democrats call the cops to split voters' skulls

mcc, 16 days ago to random

Every blue LED is too bright

chrispackham, 17 days ago to Dogs

Allie really, really loves my aunt’s new puppy

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs

A cute poodle puppy sitting on a pretty girl in front of a window with a view of woods
A cute poodle puppy sitting on a pretty girl in front of a window with a view of woods

chrispackham, 22 days ago to random

A gritty cop procedural drama set in New York City, except the characters are always getting shocking messages carried by ravens

chrispackham, 23 days ago to random

Human bodies are mechs for microbiota

chrispackham, 24 days ago to Dogs

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs

chrispackham, 27 days ago to random

When I find/replace the word "percent" with a percent symbol, I have to check each instance individually to ensure I'm not wrongly changing "percentage" to "%age." By contrast, when I find/replace all the exclamation points in an article with periods, I click "all" so that I have enough time to drive to the writer's house and pour cement in their drainage line

evan, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

Who is your favourite out of these four Beatles?

#EvanPoll #poll

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

I want to read "The Princess Bride" but I do not want a book with the movie poster on the cover

futurebird, 1 month ago to random

Thinking about world building & the consequences of “too much” history. In many sci-fi tales parts of history are forgotten— some cataclysm results in a society with about as much history as we have: some 20k years with the last 2000 being most referenced and the last 100 (living memory) of real consequence.

But what if you had a million years of detailed written history? What about a billion? I think there is a reason so many sci-fi stories have the trope “we forgot the location of earth”

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

Now he is in heaven, fleeing the police in a Bronco with the angels

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

Yesterday, I was searching for one of those boomer T-shirt generators that have text in different fonts and literally all I can find now are AI T-shirt generators.

Alice, 1 year ago to random

I don’t even want to talk about how old I was when I 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 learned that a pony wasn’t a young horse and instead just a small horse because that would mean telling you my current age.